Thursday, June 1, 2017

Episode 14 : Last Action Hero OR Queensryche Must Be Stopped At All Costs

Introduction/Anthem


Turn the machines back on! 


 How much Hamm's you can buy for the same price as a New Belguim FrenchOak Saison? This many. (Includes dog).




This is what $15 gets you.

 
The fancy house in Paul's neighborhood


 
Is this fruit? This is probably fruit. 

 
 
Paul's book report on this was confusing and improvised.

We're still the Seattle Grindcore Scene Report Podcast, it's just we mainly talk about the Simpsons.



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Feature : The Last Action Hero Soundtrack 

We're drinking this : http://acdc-beverage.com/en/ It's amazing. Well, it tastes like Rock and Roll Thunder (or "cheap lager").

Taking you all the way back to 1993.
Strap in here we go on : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Action_Hero#Soundtrack 
This wasn't easy.


 Big Gun play the hell out of you 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLsXJitaiVo
 
 Getting liquored up - it's required, you should hear this fucking record.

Alice In Chains : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_the_Hell_Have_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKXIk45pL0o

Megadeth Angry Again wiki entry you should read the whole thing : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angry_Again
Here's the extended version : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EztbyhAJNtk
You're already forgetting it.
Gear breakdown :


This is the actual gear that Dave used to phone in this garbage song.

They still play this fucking thing : http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/megadeth/2016/hard-rock-cafe-boston-ma-43fb2f2f.html  



Queensryche suck.


 

Boo! Worse than swastikas

They're from Bellevue, not Seattle. I'm not saying that this is why they suck - but it is definitely why. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queensr%C3%BFche
Never call them a Seattle band.


Never forget

 
Defford Leppord 
full electric 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKF2oE2LDoo
full acoustic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hey0FzdUNA8
both bad.

Please don't follow our relationship advice. It's not thought out.



Teenage Fanclub are not Dinosaur Jr. weird that Stephen gets them confused.

Anthrax : Poison My Eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvH7-Jahmr0


Best Bush.

 
Areosmith's Blues Noodles



Micheal Kaman (file photo)

Good Interpol (exactly two songs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r4MNcOVOQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kPON3WmdRw



Boom. Take that. We're not above reusing a phone joke.

There was another version of A Little Bitter (a remix - the world was crying out for this) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_Bank_(album)


HamptonPool.com opening times - Fishbone did not pay attention to this.

Sometimes the title is so bad you know you'll never listen to it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Man_Acoustical_Jam

Pure torture : http://www.metrolyrics.com/last-action-hero-lyrics-tesla.html

 
We digress to something better than this record

It's actually not the president's daughter who is kidnapped, it's just some lady https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Dragon

The president is kidnapped in this one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Dudes_Vs._DragonNinja

Now I'm not sure if the president's daughter is ever captured.

Which game does this happen in? let us know: girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com

Stephen does not like Geoff Tate. Paul does not like anyone involved with anything to do with this record.

Queensryche should be on this list : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highly_toxic_gases

That Crow soundtrack is sounding pretty good right now.

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Independent Prosecutions, Recommendations


Stephen : Unbreakable Kimmy Schimdt Season 3 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3339966/
Paul : Saga comics : https://imagecomics.com/comics/series/saga

Stephen only know a few words from this song https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cranberries, solid though - that accent










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