Episode 9 : Get Out OR You Are In A Dungeon There Are Exits North and West

Ex Machina : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6gpndlepiM

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Ready Player One: (Paul thinks this is garbage) : http://www.powells.com/book/ready-player-one-9780307887443/1-16

Greg Proops : http://www.gregproops.com/blog/

Yarling : http://www.endino.com/archive/yarl.html

Peal Jam, c'mon lads

We agreed that this track is fucking great : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNRViWBT2gY
Check out the soothing fireside video.


Your way into Dungeon Synth : https://daily.bandcamp.com/2017/03/30/dungeon-synth-list/

Check out SFDD and Elric (and all of it - it's mental).

(How we first heard about it: http://www.invisibleoranges.com/upcoming-metal-releases-182017-1142017/)


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Main Feature : Get Out!

Not many notes on this because there aren't loads of digressions, we just talk about Get Out. For ages. There's even more talk that didn't make it. Man, we really went on about this movie for a while.

Stepford Wives : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9WOMDsMy78

How Stephen thought the movie was going to go : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wycj8HOTv3w

He also considers From Dusk Til Dawn to be a classic horror movie, so his views are serious and well thought out.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microaggression gets thrown around a lot.

 Girl from Girls

Dream Police (Police Police)

I'm off to vote for Obama, again!

Funnier than us: http://thehardtimes.net/news/genie-perplexed-ask-lena-dunhams-two-wishes/

Seattle's best grindcore podcast covers Six Feet Under : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Feet_Under_(TV_series) (ah not the Chris Barnes one like you thought)

"you silly sentimental son of a bitch"

This guys is fucking good : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Kaluuya eventually Stephen and Paul will be able to pronounce his name. Early work : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO7yr_RkWlM

This movie cost $4.5Million and has so far made $184.2Million

Lynnwood: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynnwood,_Washington - "Greater" "Seattle"

Is there no end to the list of classic movies Stephen has not seen?

Paul's Facebook movie list:

Life movie picks!
*Indicates that I was young, so I don’t remember a favorite movie from that year. my solution was to pick one as an adult. it's my list, so...

1979- alien*
1980- The Empire Strikes Back*
1981- Raiders of the Lost Ark*
1982- John Carpenter's The Thing*
1983- Return of the Jedi
1984- I originally said The Terminator but you know that this year has to be REPO MAN*
1985- Back to the Future
1986- Big Trouble in Little China
1987- Raising Arizona
1988- Die Hard
1989- Batman
1990- Total Recall
1991- The Silence of the Lambs
1992- The Last of the Mohicans
1993- Jurassic park
1994- Pulp Fiction
1995- Heat
1996- Trainspotting
1997- L.A. Confidential
1998- Saving Private Ryan
1999- Fight Club
2000- Memento
2001- The Royal Tenenbaums
2002- 24 Hour Party People
2003- Kill Bill Vol. 1
2004- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
2005- Jarhead
2006- Children of Men
2007- No Country for Old Men
2008- The Dark Knight
2009- Inglourious Basterds
2010- The Social Network
2011- Drive
2012- Looper
2013- Gravity
2014- Locke
2015- Cop Car
2016- Green Room
2017-

Heartwork

Stephen has not seen Apocalypse Now but is looking forward to more sequels to Species. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Species_(film)
There's a fourth one, so that's his weekend sorted.

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Your sister in-law, the one that likes Jill Stein - obligation fulfilled!

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Recommendations

Paul:
GET OUT

Rosemary's Baby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otPyEsObI1M
Invasion of the Body Snatchers : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52vK2-Dv1TA
Jaws: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ9fFKdkFA0

Stephen:
    Dead Congregation — Only Ashes Remain    
    Nails — Life Is A Death Sentence    
    Homewrecker — Forced Under    
    Mammoth Grinder — Wraparound Eyes    
    Full of Hell — Intro/Lead Tongue    
    Young and in the Way — Betrayed By Light    
    All Pigs Must Die — Chaos Arise    
    Of Feather And Bone — Pestilence    
    Of Feather And Bone — Ordained In Fire    
    Cloud Rat — Seken    
   
Remastered Turbo : http://www.judaspriest.com/news/fullstory.asp?id=131B4902-5C5E-4792-A6D2-741CF083BFB5

Episode 8 : Too Sexy For My Pod OR Brought To You By Shandy

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Shandy "akin to walking into a pub dressed up as a panto dame twirling a frilly umbrella" : http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/getting-bottom-lager-tops-3504457

This market could be yours

What day is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO17UOjcovg

Man, Netflix have been doing this for a while ; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netflix_April_Fools%27_Day_jokes
Unclear if Will Arnett was paid in cheese.

Takei 2018! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/george-takei-congress_us_58dfeab2e4b0c777f787e58a

It (2017) Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnCdOQsX5kc

It (1990) Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMspVKv56vQ

It (2017)

It (1990)

The book is 1000+ pages of tiny text. Paul has read it and it is now sitting on Stephen's desk (He's not going to read it - there's probably Cliffs Notes).

HHGTtG
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy
Yep, radio show first then re-recorded as an LP.

At time of typing Stephen has now seen Get Out and T2 : The Trainspotten-ing. So strap in for some thoughts on those.

Crow: 2034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vErl-pVsj18

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Featured segment - Pretty people - Why you gotta play music?

Wes Anderson's diminishing returns:

Oh, piss off

So much build up! So much tension!

So pretty - what's his deal? What's he up to? Who wrote that on his guitar?

Andrew Ridgeley, basically a monster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0g16_LQaQ
Pretty pop-punk, Blink-182 when they still had space to add more tattoos.

Iron Maiden and Daley Thompson team up to sell a glucose energy drink. This is the fun we got up to in the 1980s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj87n_dEwRU
Daley Thompson is a British Olympic hero, best known to nerds for the key-bashing Daley Thompson's Decathlon on the Spectrum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPcdDovVHtk

John Lydon Country Life Campaign, ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mSE-Iy_tFY

Pressure Drop, who want's some reggae :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rb13ksYO0s

The internet will not give up the tab that Stephen remembers from the 90s which described the breakdown in Hangar 18 as "reggae metal".
Kicks in at 2:50 here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-oU2xlViRQ&list=RDB-oU2xlViRQ

Weird

Blue Oyster Cult: Veteran of the Psychic Wars (Paul loves BOC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGKNaIXtBZQ

Agent Orange (1979 to PRESENT)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agent_Orange_(band)

I don't wanna be the one who rides flame : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=expcmtqTyC4

Wallander 

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Recomendations:

Stephen
Have you heard about this super rare undergound indie show?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92538NJ0lbE

Paul
Jeromes Dream / Orchid
https://www.discogs.com/Jeromes-Dream-Orchid-Jeromes-Dream-Orchid/release/1757949

Episode 7 : Pod Shoot Pod or Montreal Stadium Disaster 1992

Opening remarks

It's episode 7 you guys! Not 6, six is less than seven, this can be proved using maths, see the paper "6<7, in fact seven is one bigger" - by Dr. Greg Graffin, Crossbusters University 2011.

We're excited about being live, you can email us on girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com, our inbox only contains robomessages right now.

Serial 2 : No one gives a shit about this dull thing. Well, not no one, way more people that download KI5150 : https://serialpodcast.org/season-two

What is this show called?

High drama on TGBBO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S7Y5TzFoko
Paul's a sarcastic little fucker in this clip isn't he?
Real name though : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Hollywood


The career of Melon Sue : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_and_Sue
Here's from where Stephen remembers them : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5DW6zKWgHY

Mary Berry, also real name, not a character from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Garden_Gang

Grindcake. You love it.

Paul keeps cashing that check:
 "However Paul Hollywood, the remaining judge, made the jump to the rival channel. He later explained that money was a motivating factor, telling The Times: "Would you werk across the road? If you could double your wages, by going across the road to a rival, would you?" "
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2017/01/24/channel-4-great-british-bake-air-summer-bbc-backs-2018-broadcast/

Don’t contact us about baking powder and soda, we got this : http://sallysbakingaddiction.com/2015/06/11/baking-powder-vs-baking-soda/


Sandi Toskvig's career https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandi_Toksvig She'll nail this - no problem.
No 73: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA1GqmkeFQo (Sandy Toksvig isn’t in these clips, fellow scouser Neil Buchanan is though)


#FingermouseIsReal : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIoafYh5HJE "I am the mouse called Fingermouse, that name again is Fingermouse" look how little fun you can have with no money.  This is the land in which Stephen grew up.

Noel Fielding as Richmond in The IT Crowd, he'd be a kinda good host if he plays it like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkazGlJF26o
(at least he knows what a crow sounds like, pay attention The Cure).

Father Ted really was good though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GD5iTjz6nY

Let us know how we should handle our in depth coverage of The Great British Bake Off / Ing Show 2017 girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com

We’re coming for you: https://getcrookedmedia.com/
our empire shall cover the globe and we shall weep for there were no more pods to cast. 

(We did loose subscribers,  according to the numbers at Feedburner.com)

Our robots : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ-ggzfdsMs

We cut a bunch of stuff about Chuck Berry, but it's worth adding these notes;

Marty McFly inventing Rock and Roll (BTTF has some troubling issues even outside of the mommy fucking) : Your kids are not gonna love it : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntkBlQzo7gI

Judas Priest covered Johnny B Goode. It's unspeakable/amazing : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zxoGFjFJlk - check out the major scale non-blues chorus. Well done lads.

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Featured Segment : Band vs Band

More details on the GnR Metallica tour :
http://loudwire.com/guns-n-roses-metallica-tour-anniversary/
http://ultimateclassicrock.com/guns-n-roses-1992-montreal-riot/

“Who Wants Some Sweet Savage?”

So seek the wolf in thyself  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEDKcEPDQO4
Some peolple just think it's a song about wolves, they forget about the "and man" part.

James’ gets burned the fuck up :  http://uproxx.com/music/james-hetfield-pyrotechnic-incident-burned-guns-n-roses-tour/ straight back on tour. No messing around.


Q. What's Jame's Hetfield's favorite bathroom?
A. MASTER! MASTER!
(oh, like you have better jokes).



Crushingly comprehensive details on Wikipedia : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guns_N%27_Roses/Metallica_Stadium_Tour the opening band was indeed Faith No More.

Axl SCOTCH AS FUCK according to this Wrongly Capitalized Article On The Internet : http://pigeonproject.com/2007/07/28/the-reasons-why-the-rock-star-axl-rose-wears-a-kilt-and-sporran/  (haven't read this, it's probably nonsense).

54,000 in Montreal, Stephen is used to larger stadia.

Behind the music with Megadeth : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0oA2iPy2bQ  - this is gold. And a touchstone of our podcast.

Oy, that’s gotta hurt : http://www.metalinjection.net/its-just-business/record-sales/metallicas-25-year-old-black-album-outside-megadeths-new-album-dystopia-last-week



 http://www.diamond-head.net/ touring. Festivals. Better than your band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tfyLbin9gs
“That means you andy secher at hit parader, circus magazine
Mick wall at kerrang, bob guccione jr. at spin
James Hetfield with your stoopid burned arm out of the Metallica band”

Wake Up Fired : http://loudwire.com/dave-mustaine-fired-from-metallica-anniversary/

Megadeth Way Back When  : https://open.spotify.com/album/6UUB4ZcZpddH39toMYRcWs - tough listen.

What’s going on with that hinky wannabe Iron Maiden font?


Black album has sold over 16 million, Countdown almost 2.5 million.

Treading water : http://ultimateclassicrock.com/megadeth-youthanasia/ (but better than Load, better than Reload – post ’94 Megadeth beats Metallica)

Terrific record : http://ironmaiden.com/thebookofsouls/ why? Because it has an 18 minute song about an airship : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire_of_the_Clouds get on this.

(“You wanna talk about Cryptic Writings?” is becoming Paul’s catchphrase, why not start saying it at school or around the office? People will think you’re cool)

Sabbath or Ozzy headline Ozzfest – Stephen is thinking of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knotfest

Google for your own Osbourne’s videos, it’s too sad.

Dickinson's comments on Ozzy “Much Ado About Nothing” according to Halford. (I think Halford, Ozzy, us and the writer of Blabbermouth have never seem a production of Much Ado About Nothing and could not describe what it's about - I bet Bruce Dickinson could). 
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/halford-says-controversy-over-dickinsons-teleprompter-comments-is-much-ado-about-nothing/

Chickenfoot, a real thing : http://www.chickenfoot.us/

Bruce coping with powercuts, eggs, other unprofessional antics : https://youtu.be/V4HMt3TFUT4?list=RDHLkZ1XXuF_k&t=273 “These colours do not fucking run” indeed
“If you see someone throwing some shit at this band, when they raise their arm, make sure when it goes down it’s in two fucking pieces.”
You don’t get Kiss talking like that.
It was in Devore, California, Stephen is thinking of "The Sopranos" which largely took place in the NJ.
No evidence of him calling out Sharon explicitly.

Zack Wilde would physically murder anyone who throws eggs at him because he’s a tough biker dude : http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/zakk-wylde-on-egg-throwing-ozzfest-incident-if-i-was-iron-maiden-i-d-f-k-some-people-up/

"Morgue them up - kill them to death with my blunt bloody knife skills I learned on death row for running meth with the Blood-Wounds (that's a biker gang - I'm a meth biker)"

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Recommendations

Paul:
Dillinger Four ‎– More Songs About Girlfriends And Bubblegum
https://www.discogs.com/Dillinger-Four-More-Songs-About-Girlfriends-And-Bubblegum/release/1460914

Dillinger Four / Pinhead Gunpowder ‎– Dillinger Four / Pinhead Gunpowder
https://www.discogs.com/Dillinger-Four-Pinhead-Gunpowder-Dillinger-Four-Pinhead-Gunpowder/release/430504

Stephen:
Who’s Ready For Ice cream :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZbmCsWagks

The gig went fine. Thank you for asking. We got an Uber there and used backlined gear. The bass amp owner made Stephen use a wireless rig which was ridiculous for a basement show, fun though.