Sunday, September 17, 2017

KI5150 24 : Would You Like A Slice Of Cliche OR Knock It Off Ross Bay

Opening Remarks


Kamen!

Love always
Mikey
Please keep those emails rolling in : girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com
 ""(Everything I Do) I Do It for You" has the longest unbroken run at number one the UK Singles Chart, where it spent 16 consecutive weeks in 1991."
May God have mercy on our souls.

I will fuck you up


 It's 40 stores of xmas bullshit

Advert
5150ers you've all got your own business ideas and you all know that they're terrible. Your products are bad, your customer service is awful. There's lots of techniques you can use fix this, you can learn about how to improve your business online or hire a fancy management consultant but surely there's an easier way? 

Of course there is, you need to start selling to dumb people. Dumbtect has been scraping facebook profiles and twitter comments for years to create a database of Americas least motivated, incurious and cosmically uninformed people. You can sell them anything. 
Anything. 
Cactus insurance : they'll buy it 
Bobblehead Dolls based on the show "King of Queens" : are you sure you can keep up with the demand? 
Teach your Cat English instructional DVDs : There's no end to this. 

Use the code 5150 and they'll start you off with the details of everyone who's posted a meme that says "Share if you agree". Dumbtect : One day maybe we will all be cleansed by fire.
 

Featured Segment - metal cliches

eesh!

tough guys

 Megadeth as environmentalists, when they were cool


 This article is great and you should read it :  http://www.invisibleoranges.com/ten-metal-cliches-we-can-do-without/

 Now we talk about it for ages.




This is fine. This is all fine.




Van Haven

What's Kirk Hammet's favorite breed of dog?
A chi-wah-wah! 

No, fuck YOU

Who's ready for six more songs about me!


"It's about our heritage, bro"




 Good Ol' Satan

Niko :
He is known for not using a double bass pedal, with Bruce Dickinson commenting that he refused to use one on "Where Eagles Dare", considering them 'undrummerish'.[18] He claims to have only ever used a double pedal once on "Face in the Sand", from Dance of Death, preferring to use a DW 5000 Accelerator single pedal.

Book club:


What do you not want to hear? Let us know. Stop typing "two guys moaning about metal" - other podcasts are available.

Advert


Podfiends - you know how we feel about baking, from watching the Bake Off to lying around eating delicious cakes and breads we're up on all aspects of the nations fastest growing sport. Except for actually baking, like you we have jobs and stupid hobbies to occupy our time. So where do the cakes come from at 5150 Towers? 

Well, you might not know his company, but you will know his voice - introducing Geoff Tate's Tasty Cakes. Now, a lot of cruel and valid thing have been said about Geoff on this podcast, and on other podcasts and in the press. Things like "he's the answer to the question what if Rob Halford was a tiny, shitty, German man?" or "you know what's cool? suing your former band for wrongful dismissal - that is rock and roll 101". But to show he's in no way bitter he's running another ad on our podcast. 

You won't have to "Take a Bullet" for these cakes, in fact it's likely that you'll "Say U Luv It", these are the cakes from the man who brought you the record King and Thieves (1.6 stars - AllMusic.com) 

Use the code 5150 and Geoff will include a copy of his autobiography "Still Singing colon How I Didn't Even Want To Be In Queensryche anymore and anyway those guys are dicks." 

Geoff Tate's Tasty Cakes : It would be an Operation colon Mindcrime to miss out.

--

Foodie One Foodie

The sound of men eating tiny chocolate horses. This is why you tune in.









No comments:

Post a Comment

KI5150 24 : Would You Like A Slice Of Cliche OR Knock It Off Ross Bay

Opening Remarks Kamen! Love always Mikey Please keep those emails rolling in : girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com  "&q...