Saturday, September 2, 2017

Episode 23 : Return to Castle 5150 OR A Grab-bag of nonsense

Let Freedom Ring With A Shotgun Blast


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Kamen! Check out that hair


 Tate! Ooh - swing and a miss

Aero bar - instead of brushing your teeth?



Yorkie Bar - check out this clever reverse physiology ad.

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Fifty One Fifters, I only have one more question before my time is through please I beg you tell me in the name of hell who are you? It's a question older than time itself and more and more Americans are demanding an answer, so what is your ancestory? Are you a bit Polish, Romanian, Scotch? Don't you want to tell people at parties that the conflict in Yugoslavia affected you more deeply because of your genetic background? Well that's the kind of shit you'll be able to pull thanks to Gene Genius.

Our patented process, which definitely does not just take the names of few european countries and randomly assign a percentage of your ancestory to it, is very simple. There's no need for needles or disgusting spitting into a tube, we just need a bone. Pretty much any bone will do, we send you a return label, an instructional DVD and a sterilized knife and you do the rest.

Sorry, we cannot return any of your bones.

Sure it sounds terrible but let's hear a real customer testimonial :
"Huh, turns out I'm mainly Welsh, but there's a little French in there too. Gonna miss my femur though."

Gene Genius : Not using bones to build a massive bone throne since 2016

Featured Segment - a grab bag of fucking nonsense.


I think we cut all that airline food stuff. It was hilarious. You know how we cover old material in an original way.
 This cat warned Stephen against Ernest Cline

Rush : Gutterpunk anarchy in full effect - let the fray begin!

 
 
Mr Peanut is metal as fuck

 
Eat BBQ naked. Think about that.

DoH news : They were bootleggers : "Bo and Luke had previously been sentenced to probation for illegal transportation of moonshine;" - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dukes_of_Hazzard 
 


Looks like it was LoudWire : http://loudwire.com/iron-maiden-comic-book-this-summer/ good memory Paul

The game Stephen was trying to think of : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Hunter

That's the Sanctuary cover, Stephen is basically an idiot.

Rock and Roll comics : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_%27N%27_Roll_Comics


 "Going back to work, to get more coffee"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bl%C3%B6%C3%B6dHag
 Bannon. If he worked out.

 
"Moooooooch!" - this scene was cut from Face/Off

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 Gimme a Five One Gimme a Five Oh, what's that spell? 5150.
 5150-ers you can't do everything yourself. From the mightiest space-monarch, assigning tasks to her space-underlings, to the humble raccoon doling out jobs to the rats. Sometimes you have to delegate. But how are you, as a busy sea-captain, supposed to find someone suitable to handle the day to day of running of your vessel?

 Well, you may not have heard of his company, but you will know his voice, introducing Geoff Tate's First Mates. It's the overly specific recruiting service for century 21. Part tinder, part Grindr and 100% dedicated to hooking you up with the right sailor.

 You know how this podcast feels about Geoff and his "if war crimes were music" band Queensryche, but to prove he's the better man, not in any meaningful sense, obviously, he's picked our platform to run his ad.

These aren't some bullshit second-in-command deck officers you're getting, these are Geoff Tate's First Mates. Would the man who recorded "Some People Fly" and then allowed it to be released ever let you down?

Use the code 5150 and Geoff will come to your house and whisper the lyrics to "All the Promises" to you.

Geoff Tate's First Mates : It would be a Sign Of The Times Colon The Best Of Queensryche to miss out.

Keepin it Foodie One Foodie


 Jaffa Cakes. Step up your game America!


Ah - the legal troubles of J-cakes : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_Cakes

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