Episode 6 : It Can't Pod All The Time OR Your Pod Won't Fall Forever

Opening remarks

 The Germs "couldn't play their instruments" : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vuveZtlkKw
or write songs
or perform them
"Like a puzzled panther"

All hail this device:

The in the pipe five by five quality is brought to you by this wonderful machine. It plugs into a shitty laptop which "runs" Windows 10. We use wireless handheld mics that are part of the karaoke system that lives in Stephen's basement. Goddamn weirdo.

Monkey Shines An Experiment in Terror : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpG4R3Sjf4Y
 "How about I donate a monkey?"
 "Man is the only animal capable of murder... until now!"
 This movie looks amazing! If you like murder monkeys.

By the way, if you have ideas for podcasts, email them at us: girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com

Rich Little : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78sSn3E_Vvc Stephen is now realizing that this may have been an insult rather than a compliment.

DDiD : https://twitter.com/ProPublica/status/834229125074280448/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fhotair.com%2Farchives%2F2017%2F02%2F22%2Fwapo-introduces-new-slogan-democracy-dies-in-darkness%2F

Paul's news sources : https://www.washingtonpost.com/ https://www.nytimes.com/
Stephen's news sources : http://www.thestranger.com/ http://www.hbo.com/last-week-tonight-with-john-oliver
What's yours?
"Thanks, I have a Maker's on the rocks"
Oh, fuck you

A collection of podcasts that are even more political than ours : https://getcrookedmedia.com/
We stole your name. Come at us.

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Oh, guys please keep fucking talking about The Crow!

We hear you. We started talking about The Crow and its soundtrack last week and you were all "What WHAT! Talk about The Crow all the time! I can't get enough of hearing about that movie and the collection of songs that came with it!"

The Crow Soundtrack (1994) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2cXE_cIwBc
Pauls first CD. It remains an odd choice.

(Brandon Lee's band Dogstar does not feature on this soundtrack)


Necrobutcher 

Tangentially mentioned. That's a regular sized bass that's drowning Necrobutcher, he must be some kind of elf.

Friends meets Windows '95 was a video, it was the most 90s thing ever, it featured Jennifer Aniston and Mathew Perry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGYcNcFhctc
Doesn't look expensive, we bet it was.

1992 Metal CD Magazine, issue 2 :

James Hetfield's image at the mid-point of the transition from cowardly lion to Chad Nickerson from Nickleback

STP, Blind Melon, UFO, Girlschool and Skid Row - checkout Stephen's excellent memory for unimportant things. Forgot that it kicked off with Skin O' My Teeth by Megadeth though. That's a Ramones song that Skid Row are covering and the Wildhearts tune is a belter : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CY_SsbSo0k

Paper Scratcher
"My mind is a mind that I am going to loose"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoHIRGCluaI

What the Cure think crows sound like : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-taPyUNwb8

Skip Burn and listen to a fucking great Cure song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEeHaIhrH_w ah, them drums.

A reference to this movie would have been clever https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memento_(film)

Joy Division playing Dead Souls, costs even more than that Friends '95 video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGs0g2m2Mxc (we couldn't find evidence on the internet to support the "NIN did this cheaper" theory)

One-take Tom Morello shows you how to make weird noises: https://youtu.be/kyxKJLgfT7A?t=109
RATM 3 x Platinum in US, 2 x Platinum in UK : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rage_Against_the_Machine_(album)
Crow soundtrack sold 3.8 million copies - roughly the same  http://thecrow.wikia.com/wiki/The_Crow_soundtrack

WaPo makes an egg-cellent crow pun : https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/a/05/18/soundtrack-sales-to-crow-over/ba9e0308-fa59-49b7-9b42-d683e3c84b8b/?utm_term=.7b0d200c5f34 Washington Crow-st! More like! Democrow-cy Dies In Drake-ness- like a goose! (These bird puns are inspired by Stephen's favorite twitter account : https://twitter.com/plinythecrow. Which requires further explanation : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8G57DHffac)

Suicide's Ghost Rider : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn7SBQ6X5HU shit, but only 2:34

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_(band) 1968 all over the map.
MC5 drag out the jams for almost 9 minutes : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XhQRFO4M7A wrap. it. up.

H Ro talks about The Ramones : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-b7lpSg2Vc
We're not linking to Liar, look it up if you have to.

In The Meantime, a much better Helmet song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWwhdINdMs8

TSOL Abolish Government : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETKuoHlYuHM
Slayer Abolish Government : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SQpQXCKfpw

The Slayer punk rock covers record is fucking great, but their unpleasant right-wing side shines through, "guilty of being right" indeed.

For Love Not Lisa : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_Love_Not_Lisa formed 1990 in Oklahoma, bad instincts Stephen. The Crow soundtrack was indeed their high water mark. Unless the Christian rock band they later became ever breaks. Here's hoping, lads.
They also recorded a song called Kill Whitey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ8oohklkGA Oof, I wouldn't want to be whitey right about now.

Paul slips in a sports reference https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mendoza_Line

The driving force behind Jesus and the Mary Chains : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-LRuuqFT0

This is the JAMC album Stephen owns : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21_Singles Snakedriver is on it. Man, that is one unmemorable song.

Couldn't find a Time Baby iv, maybe it doesn't exist, BTW don't search for "baby iv" on youtube unless you want to see sad, sick kids.

Here's the differences, go nuts:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Board_of_Film_Classification vs https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_Picture_Association_of_America_film_rating_system

Showcase Cinemas Norris Green, Liverpool. They don't check IDs (or they didn't 23 years ago)

Some 80s punks :

Featuring Pax Pullston from The Terminator.

Paul's memory checks out pretty well : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcVO0iAIcJo

Long leather jacket : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvPuD3wC6l0
Also, he 100% looks like a clown all the time. This movie should have been called "The Clown"

If you don't think we did a good job covering this, checkout the AV club doing the same thing: http://www.avclub.com/article/soundtrack-crow-resurrected-grunge-kids-goths-238691
Then tell us who had more jokes.

We'll be back to re-review this in 2027.

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Us being back

Paul : Pedals 
That Pedal Show : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnUXq8mGmoHt0e6ItuTs10w  (recommended)
Andertons :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICS7lA_p_Nc (not dreadful, but less good)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aveUEZkcQno (same guys, fucking unspeakable, Top Gear with guitars, go fuck yourselves.)

Stephen : Iron Maiden guitar tutorials
Two Minutes To Midnight : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsVICNWQ7C0&t=506s (slow, patient)
Clairvoyant : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyOHngrouyM (flashy, watch those fingers, that is a much fancier version of the solo)
Evil That Men Do : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPmNULLT6gg (it's shite being Scottish) 

The current set of salient facts on BYD...TTS https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bring_Your_Daughter..._to_the_Slaughter
It's not related to Take Your Daughter To Work Day.

Episode 5: Caught in a Pod OR What's the Deal With Thrash Metal?

Housekeeping

We go deep on how episodes are numbered and we call you 5150-heads. Hope that's ok.

That scene we got shot in is here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apYgbp32L2M
it IS very sexy. We're are actors.

Paul is right Beachy Head is a hilarious name for the beautiful coastal spot that claims the lives of 20 people every year. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beachy_Head#Suicide_spot
Heh. Beachy.

One of dozens of more appropriate MSP songs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz00_3LbdmM but they went with this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqWcsUa8OhM

Ice T, as a kangaroo: https://undertheradar.military.com/2013/11/tank-girl-more-girls-than-tanks/

We ARE doing a Crow Soundtrack podcast. It's episode 6. We're coming up with a stupid name. I'm thinking It Can't Pod All the Time.

Man, let's talk about the Crow for ages.

The Crow II's subtitle was City of Angels, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crow#Film_and_TV
There are 2 more Crow sequels. we didn't talk about Rob Zombie's threat to make a fifth (Crow:2037) for which we apologize unreservedly.


Logan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbug3zTm3Ws
Get Out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRfnevzM9kQ (Hey, Stephen, go fucking watch Get Out, what's the matter with you?)

Stephen hates all movies but kinda liked "I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore" : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a891D5_bGY4

The Judgement Night soundtrack features Dinosaur Jr and De La Soul, but not on the same song : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_Night_(soundtrack)
Stephen is almost an idiot. He has seen Coal Chamber twice (the second time was at Ozzfest 98, so that doesn't count, but the first time, c'mon Stephen, get your head in the game.)

Malice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzpqLRb2lfs 107 minutes and REALLY fucking good, ignore Rotten Tomatoes.
A Simple Plan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfJtnfG6EMI

Johnny Mnemonic wants a Club Sandwich: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmrNxrY8WJI (this monolouge is beyond the acting talents of K Reeves)
Paul's delivery of the line sounded like "Hot Blooded" : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c1m2BAg2Sc
I want room service
Check it and see

The best 15 seconds in patchy, sexist animated show American Dad : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYh6YI3pXKE
Heh. Bones.

Paul watched Penny Dreadful so you don't have to: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penny_Dreadful_(TV_series)

LoEG: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_League_of_Extraordinary_Gentlemen fancy.

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Featured Segment : What's the deal with thrash metal?

Ocean Color Scene : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAta8CIF_4Y and Shed Seven : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VED67gUNXM if this wasn't the soundrack to your college days then you had a better experience than Stephen.

Ash : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-TVmhd-xcM
Elastica : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilKcXIFi-Rc
Sounds familiar if you've heard this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QykauA8p14

Stone Roses first record
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stone_Roses_(album) sold over 900,000 copies, after a slow start.

Hey, we're nailing this thrash thing.  Let's keep talking about it.

Jury's out on why some thrash is good and some is bad, but they have found the following songs guilty of badness
Testament :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YT8XX-640w
"Look at the lost soooooooouls! They seem so black!"
Exodus : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3xC1I2rXHE
"Everybody's doin' the Toxic Waltz"
Lyrics by Micheal Scarn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTanzOm71HU
Exodus have no original members
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exodus_(American_band)#Former_members
Or original ideas. Boom! Take that Exodus.

Megadeth's street level thrash wardrobe

Are they on vacation?
Not mentioned, Megadeth's re-recording of Trust (Cryptic Writings 1997) en español : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkDN4_4SyCY
If Dave gets his way the wall will get built they'll never need to play it on any US dates. Heh. Fascism.

Motley Crue, aw man this is gonna rock so hard :

Looks like it's not called the Sin club anymore : http://fanclub.motley.com/signup/
Uncle Slam:
 Paul described this exactly.

Stephen's assertion that they sold a lot of albums isn't proved https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Slam#Studio_albums
This one was by Michael Seiff https://www.discogs.com/artist/2246612-Michael-Seiff
Others were indeed by Ed Repka https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Repka who also did a couple of Megadeth albums, he did not create Vic Rattlehead, would you be surprised if the credit for that went to Dave Mustaine? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vic_Rattlehead#Artists
BTW that whole wikipedia article is great.

It is unclear if Vic is a rip off of Eddie the Head, but c'mon.

Metallica in 1988ish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbokBTEBEOE broken columns, also, I think they're jamming on ...And Justice For All and making it longer.
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I can't believe, I can't believe the price you pay
DYSWIDT?

The best thing, the "Through The Never" dedicated entrance. Wow. Missed a trick by not offering "Of Wolf and Man" doggie day-care.

The hole in the ozone layer is getting smaller http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/05/100505-science-environment-ozone-hole-25-years/ after reading this article the Council Of All Thrash Bands crossed it off the list of acceptable topics. Don't worry though, there are still many other environmental catastrophes heading our way.

"This next song  has to do with fucking politicians and the toxic waste polluters they take fucking kickbacks I say we stab all these mother fuckers"
Chemi-kill : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf2pNq2WlPA
The singer of Exodus was not Bobby "Blitz" Ellsworth, he's the right-wing tool from Overkill, it was the late Paul Baloff https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Baloff who was stabbed to death by toxic politicians in 2002.

Dawn Patrol : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yqfOi45y8I
No words.
It's not like they play it live
Oh yes they fucking do : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r24Sb5bk0U Welcome to Dave Ellefson's bass clinic.

Anthrax : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn3hqOwhCnw Godamn, they really love being Anthrax.
Peak Anthrax according to Stephen : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfpuRKyGopo

Hanneman (RIP)

Kerry King

Not familiar with the phrase "take it down a notch"Also, hot takes: http://thoughtcatalog.com/wayne-wax/2014/06/5-types-of-tattoos-that-mark-you-as-an-idiot/

Our show : http://www.thestranger.com/events/24878845/gibraltar-head-like-a-kite-wiscon

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Recommended Things

Stephen
Ghostbath : Moonlover
https://ghostbath.bandcamp.com/album/moonlover

Paul
Jenny Piccolo, The Locust
http://threeoneg.com/archive/vinyl/the-locust-jenny-piccolo-5-ep

Episode 4: A Vulgar Display of Podcast OR A Somber Discussion on Philip Heath Anselmo

Housekeeping/Shows we might go to/Bill Paxton

This episode starts with a crazy Stephen feedback loop that Paul kept in just because it was funny. I hope you all enjoyed it as much as he did.

Inside baseball alert – the couch we normally sit on for recording was no longer in the studio, so we had to use a bench. When we started recording, we were just pacing around looking at each other like, “should we...should we sit down...or...?”

If you haven’t heard it, you can find Episode two here: http://keepinit5150.blogspot.com/2017/03/episode-2-acapella-gold.html

Stephen takes shots at Ricky Gervais. This blog has the same issue... https://theawl.com/my-ricky-gervais-problem-7ba3ec19bd5c#.ktcovzjus

You really can email us at girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com

In the word cloud of the transcripts of our podcast the following words are the largest: Kiss, Megadeth, fuck, Dave Mustaine, Recumbent Bike.

While it doesn’t answer if Kiss was every viewed as a comedy act, this essay does break down Kiss really well. Choice line: “Kiss do not make it easy for Kiss fans. There’s never been a rock group so easy to appreciate in the abstract and so hard to love in the specific. They inoculate themselves from every avenue of revisionism, forever undercutting anything that could be re imagined as charming.” http://grantland.com/features/chuck-klosterman-kiss-hall-of-fame/

Side note...Paul really misses the website Grantland.

Here’s that song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shL6WvOEafI

I don’t think he is misinterpreting the meaning of this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHPNYKI1-fY

Don’t get a 5150 tattoo. But if you do...you’ll get in free to all Keepin’ it 5150 shows.

Feel free to watch New Girl and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Don’t let us stop you.

This show has most likely already happened, but here are the bands...

Ghost bath: https://ghostbath.bandcamp.com/album/funeral
Astronoid: https://astronoid.bandcamp.com/
Voidthrone: https://voidthrone.bandcamp.com/releases


Here’s another show that has probably already happened but...
Asphyx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVX9ugtSv7U
                                            
Extremity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_cQfnuNMC4                                                 

Hissing https://hissingseattle.bandcamp.com/

New Mastodon. Paul is not super into it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdxZ4YXFcpQ

Leviathan era Mastodon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsdIO8RHMTc

Paul’s favorite Mastodon album (to date) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcvdkw6v3fE

We’re sure you’ve already read this. http://www.digitalspy.com/movies/oscars/news/a822268/oscars-2017-best-picture-mixup-explanation/

Tweeter was on top of the whole Bill Paxton Oscar snub: http://www.nj.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2017/02/bill_paxton_oscars_in_memoriam.html

Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHRPwjpH6tM

Labyrinth trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRcOZZDvMv4 side note...what is up with that voice over?

Some of Bowie’s best work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi81M_WKBp8

When the wind blows trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zaiN_hCvTU

Threads trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2EOSgmx-MA

Take the Pullman vs Paxton quiz now. https://www.buzzfeed.com/ariannarebolini/how-well-do-you-know-the-works-of-bills-pullman-and-paxton?utm_term=.xnNw6NeOe#.dkb2Vj8P8

One of the greatest presidential speeches of our time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj16vfbsM9A

Paul was wrong. Paxton does not say “wash day, nothing clean.” That was the other guy. Other than that, he was spot on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv0Jc4ziS-U

Mike Muir was friends with Bill Paxton. http://www.metalinjection.net/this-is-just-a-tribute/suicidal-tendencies-frontman-pays-touching-tribute-to-his-late-friend-actor-bill-paxton

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Featured Segment – “A Somber Discussion on Phillip Anselmo"

Philip H Anselmo. The H stands for Hansen. Thanks Wikipedia.

Paul is coming out of the gate firing shots. Here’s his ammunition. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EokA6T3TiGk

Now you can be that someone who has heard Power Metal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1STP08T7VBU

Pantera, saving the best for first (If that is a thing...) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRqIlTki7Yg

Pantera have put out a lot of albums. Way more than you think. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantera_discography

I think Terry is doing all right for himself. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Glaze
The real question is...what is Donnie Hart up to?

Paul can’t find anything about the legal things Stephen alludes to in this part? More info? (LET US KNOW!)

That cover though...

Just in case you need to capture info the correct and most efficient way. https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT201361

Official Truth, 101 Proof: The Inside Story of Pantera http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13587186-official-truth-101-proof

Here is some “truth” from the rex brown book. http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/vinnie-paul-isn-t-very-flattered-by-rex-brown-s-book-says-former-pantera-bassist/

First page... https://www.amazon.com/Official-Truth-101-Proof-Pantera/dp/B00PWO13N2#reader_B00PWO13N2

Here’s Vinnie talking about Phil. (and saying he wanted Pantera to be the Rolling Stones of Metal...I can’t image how bad their version of Steel Wheels would be.) http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/vinnie-paul-how-pantera-fell-apart/

Phil discussing his OD. He seems real chill about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6lFEIhpGz0

Paul swears that he read or saw something that stated Dime and Vinnie immediately called a radio station after seeing Phil OD to let people know Pantera needed a new singer, but we can’t confirm this with anything on the internet, so we’re going to rate it as two Pinocchio’s.
Phil says four minutes. Stephen says Six. Let’s call it five.

Flatliners synopsis. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatliners it is a Joel Schumacher movie.

That new harder extreme edge... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDpkhGBc7AA

Watch this...it’s pretty funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQpSwJfSnpw

Phil may have wanted more Vinnie Paul in his life then, but the honeymoon may be over... http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/philip-anselmo-on-vinnie-paul-anything-out-of-that-dudes-mouth-seems-sour/

HellYeah...making you miss a bunch of other, marginally better bands since 2006. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBaIQreV8Yk

Damage Plan...making you miss the album cover to Metal Magic since 2004.

Oh...and this is what they sound like. Sorry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLGUB9sSJEE

That beard though... https://atribbledmind.wordpress.com/2014/12/04/top-10-best-beards-in-metal-and-rock/

Dime gently wept after hearing Vulgar Display of Power. http://loudwire.com/pantera-vulgar-display-of-power-anniversary/

Perfect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1JqDNJS9r8

Also perfect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yMVPR3SDEQ

Paul wishes they played like this more often when they were a band. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws5czt20EkM

Here’s Dime talking about how much he prefers terrible solid state amps. “Randall made a tube amp that they sent out to me. It sounded killer, but it wasn’t solid-state, so I’m going to stay with solid...” http://www.guitarworld.com/dimebag-darrell-talks-far-beyond-driven-amps-and-more-previously-unreleased-1994-interview

It gets more listenable around the 3:04 mark. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy4Db3eCxeg

setlist.fm draws a blank on Pantera's 1994 Liverpool show : http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/pantera/1994/royal-court-theatre-liverpool-england-3d321b7.html

But Stephen probably saw a version of this song kinda like this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YtCSYmLMpw

It is unclear if Phil wore a shirt like this during the show Stephen saw... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcyQnYYz_qA

And maybe this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0S61Ly3410

Not exactly the same as Pantera. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55XlIPzY5q0

More shots at Pantera fans.

Slightly stab-y looking...

Stephen has a great memory. They were on the UK leg of Oz Fest 1998. So were the Foo Fighters and Life of Agony 1998 was weird. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozzfest_lineups_by_year#United_Kingdom_line-up

Therapy?...much better than Korn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDVsIvvFtcs

Stephen favors this intro and wild card karaoke choice... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGK00Q7xx-s

Politifact shows that Paul is Right about Blind being written prior to Korn being a thing, but is wrong about Jonathan Davis writing it. It was completely written by some random dude from a band J.D. was in before Korn. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_%28Korn_song%29

4:17 is not super short. Also...Don’t do blind as karaoke. You’re timing has to be perfect.

Here’s a list of Phil Anselmo bands. Way more then you think... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Anselmo

We are great at telegraphing future podcasts.

Here’s that scour thing if you are cool with PHA projects. https://scourofficial.bandcamp.com/releases

Here’s info on Pig Destroyer featuring John Jarvis of Scour. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_Destroyer

Yeah...this is pretty black metal-like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW0SllgoDPY

Viking Crown. It sounds similar to what you think it would sound like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCHdIQvpf_M

This is not specifically Phil Anselmo themed, but here is a metal band generator that is pretty good. It gives you an option to exclude non-evil words. http://www.metalbandnamegenerator.com/

Foreshadowing. https://literarydevices.net/foreshadowing/ We are great at podcasting.

Foreshortening. http://www.dictionary.com/browse/foreshortening Not what Paul is doing in this podcast.

More Anselmo “jams” https://phaillegals.bandcamp.com/releases

Stephen buried the lead on this one. The “Bill” in Bill & Phil is legendary horror actor Bill Moseley.  https://billphil.bandcamp.com/

You might remember Bill Moseley from this film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjdf6DSHdM4

Stephen’s favorite thing about Phil Anselmo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kTsbuoTOKs

Also this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K--rAhcKjYc

Here’s a review of reinventing the steel. I like that the author finds a way to take a shot at Kerry King’s lead playing in it. http://www.blabbermouth.net/cdreviews/reinventing-the-steel/

Put your trust in better bands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRiZ_Gy2mxg

Here’s an essay on how Pantera affected modern metal album production. http://blog.creativelive.com/pantera-modern-metal-production/

This reddit dude knows that Pantera influenced hardcore in the 90’s. https://www.reddit.com/r/Hardcore/comments/4v1a5a/when_did_hardcore_become_more_metal_influenced/

Yep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnS3M6GUoD4

1997 in Anchorage ak. Paul was not at this show. http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/pantera/1997/sullivan-sports-arena-anchorage-ak-bd21116.html

More shots at Soulfly and Pantera Fans.

Dimebag could play... http://www.guitarworld.com/guitar-strength-10-commandments-playing-guitar-style-dimebag-darrell-part-1

But his gear was still terrible. http://www.guitarworld.com/dimebag-darrell-discusses-his-roots-gear-and-pantera-1994-guitar-world-interview

#alluglyguitars http://www.deanguitars.com/

Dime loved lightning bolts. http://www.deanguitars.com/query?upc=819998123345

Lightning bolts are extreme. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightning_strike

I guess it is a list. http://www.fuse.tv/galleries/2015/08/metal-fashion-best-dressed

Here’s that Phil thing we keep talking about. http://loudwire.com/philip-anselmo-white-power-nazi-salute/ It was a final performance of Walk.

Here’s Phil moonwalking it back a little, and talking about how he was being heckled. He also quotes Morrissey. Call back!  http://www.metalinjection.net/shocking-revelations/phil-anselmo-addresses-dimebash-incident-denies-writing-racist-lyrics-claims-he-kissed-kings-x-frontman-while-drunk

I cut out our discussion of the 1994 incident stuff for time, but he alludes to it in the article above.

Here’s a profile of Lars Ulrich. There’s no mention of wine collecting, but he does mention that he likes to have Champagne before a show, which is like the most Lars Ulrich thing possible. http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/metallica-drummer-lars-ulrich-talks-3780401

Rob Flynn is surprising articulate and with it in this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCBKzWg4WYo

Here are types of white wine. I’m sure Rob Flynn knows them, but for those of you that don’t... http://www.frenchscout.com/types-of-white-wines

Rob has reportedly received a lot of death threats over the video. http://www.metalinjection.net/latest-news/rob-flynn-receives-thousands-of-death-threats-over-calling-out-phil-anselmo

Here’s a review of the first Machine Head album. http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/6987/Machine-Head-Burn-My-Eyes/

Paul loves him some Space Truckin’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwH4nt190YY

Backdraft! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTwgbwYTWdQ

It was William Baldwin. Paul is bad at remembering Baldwin brothers.
You Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqPRwq3QJsk

Roman Polanski...it’s hard to watch his movies because he has done shitty things. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Polanski

Vinnie Paul...Stephen is worried about you. Take care of yourself and come on the podcast.

Dimebag could have played in Megadeth. http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/vinnie-paul-on-how-close-dimebag-came-to-joining-megadeth-audio/

Here’s a picture of Randy Blythe...

And here’s Rex Brown.

They might be the same dude.
We really didn’t solve that whole Black Metal being the funniest thing.

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Segment three – new records/music...

Stephen – was going to recommend an album by Scour, but Paul talked him out of it. Instead he recommends Air by Astronoid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0css1kqM0Y&list=PLL8_4fOEeYBfbgAKdatRq4A9yEY6PTi1R

Paul – Death Wish Kids – There’s Nothing in School They Can’t Teach You on The Streets 7”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ3kaSGlg7o

Episode 2: Acappella Gold OR Isolation Drills

Housekeeping/Grammys/Santana.

Paul mentions black metal/ electronic act and Goblin enthusiast Mortiis as an example of echo-y production. (I think that this is more about comedy/a call back to an episode you haven’t heard yet then than actual production sounds) Here’s a video in case you want to see a man dressed like a goblin walking around looking “creepy” : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM-VTCesxHg

We didn’t mention it, but we do have an email address:
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The real news IS depressing. If you want to really dive into it, here’s a blog that runs down the political misfortunes of the day. https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/


Paul tries to sing like James Hetfield, but just sounds like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHBtpqbOKXk

Just a Side note…that song was Nominated for a Grammy. Full Circle!


Rob Zombie’s 2016 album has a long ass name: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Electric_Warlock_Acid_Witch_Satanic_Orgy_Celebration_Dispenser


Here’s an article about James Hetfield's mic malfunction: http://time.com/4668510/grammys-2017-lady-gaga-metallica/


Here’s a review of the new Megadeth album: http://www.blabbermouth.net/cdreviews/dystopia/


Apparently, the Grammys were both predictable and bizarre. https://theringer.com/bizarre-2017-grammys-adele-beyonce-chance-the-rapper-5226a0316447#.cyrkrq3jm


Also…I cut the bit when I talked about this, but I would be remiss if I didn’t mention the Geto Boys song about how Willie D, the gangster of love, really wanted a Grammy, so here it is. Enjoy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-58--SUONK0

Load is the longest Metallica album (78:59)…Holy shit.


Here’s an article on Jethro Tull beating Metallica for a Grammy: http://teamrock.com/feature/2016-11-28/what-happened-the-night-jethro-tull-beat-metallica-to-a-grammy-award

Here’s Santana saying some nonsense: http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11800608

An angel named Metatron speaks to Santana. So that’s a thing.

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/the-epic-life-of-carlos-santana-20000316

Santana does have a twitter account. It’s not the @theotherrealSantana. He has 137K followers, which is a fuck ton more than we have…and no, we’re not going to actually post the name of the real account. If you wanted to follow Santana, that is not going to be on us.

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Featured Segment – “Acappella Gold”

Stephen has used the internet. That was a proven falsehood.

Here is an article on how to isolate and save vocals from music tracks. I don’t know why we didn’t google that before we started to record. It took me, like, three seconds to find it.

https://www.howtogeek.com/61250/how-to-isolate-and-save-vocals-from-music-tracks-using-audacity/


Under pressure  - Vocals only -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMQb9LCNGxs


Here’s thing about the making of Under pressure - http://www.openculture.com/2013/06/listen_to_freddie_mercury_and_david_bowie_on_the_isolated_vocal_track_for_the_queen_hit_under_pressure_1981.html


Running with the devil – Vocals only -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IArxakPsPE0


Paul was wrong about the set being 70% new material, but there is a lot of new songs on here: http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/van-halen/2012/tacoma-dome-tacoma-wa-3dfb913.html


Also…2012 van Halen was not good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WfQ-hV3WtA


But Gary Chareone Van Halen was better  than you think: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT8RdKN8u9w

Nope: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dakg3h1qoUY


Pantera sure did cover Planet Caravan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWChhdIgT6Q

Paul: “Kool and the Gang were good. They just were.”


Presented without commit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY3oGfiJTpI

Paul is serious, there will be a hatchet piece on Led Zeppelin coming soon to a keepin’ it 5150 podcast near you.


Black in Black – vocals only - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHIxFr7hy9g

The debate ranges on. http://ultimateclassicrock.com/bon-scott-brian-johnson-debate/


Stephen makes a great point with Money Talks… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lqdErI9uss


Then ruins his own point by bringing up Fire Your Guns… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8IRvD04QHw


Here’s the set list from AC DC show Paul saw in 2001. It still holds up (except the really long version of Bad Boy Boogie. That did not hold up then, and doesn’t now.) http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/acdc/2001/tacoma-dome-tacoma-wa-43d7db2f.html


We can’t list all of the two good songs that are on every late period Ramones and AC/DC album. We don’t have the room. You guys are going to have to do some of the heavy lifting.


Classic Straw Man argument: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_IWlPHMziU

Here’s Kiss’s mission statement and national anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg

Or our other national anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQRYVsqVT3M

Or yet our other possible national anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hyjJizFBpo

Our State Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydl1IIYCLRc

Side note…We talk about Kiss for a really, really  long time.


Skip to 3.20 for that Beatles song Paul was referring to when he said that the Beatles kinda invented Kiss: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qrDlRsARwk

Enter sandman - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S_YM1rP0uI

Some kind of monster podcast preview. We are good.


Major key Metallica sounds like Blink 182 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i98v54fPYxU


Smells Like Teen Spirit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7ZyrTyyH2Y


Listen to crazy ass bass line: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxwwgZWAbG0


Sing Street Trailer (they mention that bass line) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_YqJ_aimkM


I’m not sure if this is real - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-xUwDARVb4


Also…Steve Vai totally Shreds… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9AfjH2FeRM

Hammer Smashed Face - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En0AQjrDLBY

We really want to talk about Metallica. Stay tuned.

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Twinz (deep cover ’98) which came out in 98 instead of 96. Paul has approximate knowledge of many things.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7fBmlX80fA


Stephen – recommends the Santa Clarita Diet. Here’s a trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjRnbOgoAUQ
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