Episode 4: A Vulgar Display of Podcast OR A Somber Discussion on Philip Heath Anselmo

Housekeeping/Shows we might go to/Bill Paxton

This episode starts with a crazy Stephen feedback loop that Paul kept in just because it was funny. I hope you all enjoyed it as much as he did.

Inside baseball alert – the couch we normally sit on for recording was no longer in the studio, so we had to use a bench. When we started recording, we were just pacing around looking at each other like, “should we...should we sit down...or...?”

If you haven’t heard it, you can find Episode two here: http://keepinit5150.blogspot.com/2017/03/episode-2-acapella-gold.html

Stephen takes shots at Ricky Gervais. This blog has the same issue... https://theawl.com/my-ricky-gervais-problem-7ba3ec19bd5c#.ktcovzjus

You really can email us at girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com

In the word cloud of the transcripts of our podcast the following words are the largest: Kiss, Megadeth, fuck, Dave Mustaine, Recumbent Bike.

While it doesn’t answer if Kiss was every viewed as a comedy act, this essay does break down Kiss really well. Choice line: “Kiss do not make it easy for Kiss fans. There’s never been a rock group so easy to appreciate in the abstract and so hard to love in the specific. They inoculate themselves from every avenue of revisionism, forever undercutting anything that could be re imagined as charming.” http://grantland.com/features/chuck-klosterman-kiss-hall-of-fame/

Side note...Paul really misses the website Grantland.

Here’s that song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shL6WvOEafI

I don’t think he is misinterpreting the meaning of this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHPNYKI1-fY

Don’t get a 5150 tattoo. But if you do...you’ll get in free to all Keepin’ it 5150 shows.

Feel free to watch New Girl and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Don’t let us stop you.

This show has most likely already happened, but here are the bands...

Ghost bath: https://ghostbath.bandcamp.com/album/funeral
Astronoid: https://astronoid.bandcamp.com/
Voidthrone: https://voidthrone.bandcamp.com/releases


Here’s another show that has probably already happened but...
Asphyx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVX9ugtSv7U
                                            
Extremity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_cQfnuNMC4                                                 

Hissing https://hissingseattle.bandcamp.com/

New Mastodon. Paul is not super into it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdxZ4YXFcpQ

Leviathan era Mastodon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsdIO8RHMTc

Paul’s favorite Mastodon album (to date) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcvdkw6v3fE

We’re sure you’ve already read this. http://www.digitalspy.com/movies/oscars/news/a822268/oscars-2017-best-picture-mixup-explanation/

Tweeter was on top of the whole Bill Paxton Oscar snub: http://www.nj.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2017/02/bill_paxton_oscars_in_memoriam.html

Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHRPwjpH6tM

Labyrinth trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRcOZZDvMv4 side note...what is up with that voice over?

Some of Bowie’s best work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi81M_WKBp8

When the wind blows trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zaiN_hCvTU

Threads trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2EOSgmx-MA

Take the Pullman vs Paxton quiz now. https://www.buzzfeed.com/ariannarebolini/how-well-do-you-know-the-works-of-bills-pullman-and-paxton?utm_term=.xnNw6NeOe#.dkb2Vj8P8

One of the greatest presidential speeches of our time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj16vfbsM9A

Paul was wrong. Paxton does not say “wash day, nothing clean.” That was the other guy. Other than that, he was spot on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv0Jc4ziS-U

Mike Muir was friends with Bill Paxton. http://www.metalinjection.net/this-is-just-a-tribute/suicidal-tendencies-frontman-pays-touching-tribute-to-his-late-friend-actor-bill-paxton

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Featured Segment – “A Somber Discussion on Phillip Anselmo"

Philip H Anselmo. The H stands for Hansen. Thanks Wikipedia.

Paul is coming out of the gate firing shots. Here’s his ammunition. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EokA6T3TiGk

Now you can be that someone who has heard Power Metal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1STP08T7VBU

Pantera, saving the best for first (If that is a thing...) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRqIlTki7Yg

Pantera have put out a lot of albums. Way more than you think. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantera_discography

I think Terry is doing all right for himself. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Glaze
The real question is...what is Donnie Hart up to?

Paul can’t find anything about the legal things Stephen alludes to in this part? More info? (LET US KNOW!)

That cover though...

Just in case you need to capture info the correct and most efficient way. https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT201361

Official Truth, 101 Proof: The Inside Story of Pantera http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13587186-official-truth-101-proof

Here is some “truth” from the rex brown book. http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/vinnie-paul-isn-t-very-flattered-by-rex-brown-s-book-says-former-pantera-bassist/

First page... https://www.amazon.com/Official-Truth-101-Proof-Pantera/dp/B00PWO13N2#reader_B00PWO13N2

Here’s Vinnie talking about Phil. (and saying he wanted Pantera to be the Rolling Stones of Metal...I can’t image how bad their version of Steel Wheels would be.) http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/vinnie-paul-how-pantera-fell-apart/

Phil discussing his OD. He seems real chill about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6lFEIhpGz0

Paul swears that he read or saw something that stated Dime and Vinnie immediately called a radio station after seeing Phil OD to let people know Pantera needed a new singer, but we can’t confirm this with anything on the internet, so we’re going to rate it as two Pinocchio’s.
Phil says four minutes. Stephen says Six. Let’s call it five.

Flatliners synopsis. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatliners it is a Joel Schumacher movie.

That new harder extreme edge... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDpkhGBc7AA

Watch this...it’s pretty funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQpSwJfSnpw

Phil may have wanted more Vinnie Paul in his life then, but the honeymoon may be over... http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/philip-anselmo-on-vinnie-paul-anything-out-of-that-dudes-mouth-seems-sour/

HellYeah...making you miss a bunch of other, marginally better bands since 2006. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBaIQreV8Yk

Damage Plan...making you miss the album cover to Metal Magic since 2004.

Oh...and this is what they sound like. Sorry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLGUB9sSJEE

That beard though... https://atribbledmind.wordpress.com/2014/12/04/top-10-best-beards-in-metal-and-rock/

Dime gently wept after hearing Vulgar Display of Power. http://loudwire.com/pantera-vulgar-display-of-power-anniversary/

Perfect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1JqDNJS9r8

Also perfect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yMVPR3SDEQ

Paul wishes they played like this more often when they were a band. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws5czt20EkM

Here’s Dime talking about how much he prefers terrible solid state amps. “Randall made a tube amp that they sent out to me. It sounded killer, but it wasn’t solid-state, so I’m going to stay with solid...” http://www.guitarworld.com/dimebag-darrell-talks-far-beyond-driven-amps-and-more-previously-unreleased-1994-interview

It gets more listenable around the 3:04 mark. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy4Db3eCxeg

setlist.fm draws a blank on Pantera's 1994 Liverpool show : http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/pantera/1994/royal-court-theatre-liverpool-england-3d321b7.html

But Stephen probably saw a version of this song kinda like this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YtCSYmLMpw

It is unclear if Phil wore a shirt like this during the show Stephen saw... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcyQnYYz_qA

And maybe this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0S61Ly3410

Not exactly the same as Pantera. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55XlIPzY5q0

More shots at Pantera fans.

Slightly stab-y looking...

Stephen has a great memory. They were on the UK leg of Oz Fest 1998. So were the Foo Fighters and Life of Agony 1998 was weird. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozzfest_lineups_by_year#United_Kingdom_line-up

Therapy?...much better than Korn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDVsIvvFtcs

Stephen favors this intro and wild card karaoke choice... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGK00Q7xx-s

Politifact shows that Paul is Right about Blind being written prior to Korn being a thing, but is wrong about Jonathan Davis writing it. It was completely written by some random dude from a band J.D. was in before Korn. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_%28Korn_song%29

4:17 is not super short. Also...Don’t do blind as karaoke. You’re timing has to be perfect.

Here’s a list of Phil Anselmo bands. Way more then you think... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Anselmo

We are great at telegraphing future podcasts.

Here’s that scour thing if you are cool with PHA projects. https://scourofficial.bandcamp.com/releases

Here’s info on Pig Destroyer featuring John Jarvis of Scour. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_Destroyer

Yeah...this is pretty black metal-like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW0SllgoDPY

Viking Crown. It sounds similar to what you think it would sound like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCHdIQvpf_M

This is not specifically Phil Anselmo themed, but here is a metal band generator that is pretty good. It gives you an option to exclude non-evil words. http://www.metalbandnamegenerator.com/

Foreshadowing. https://literarydevices.net/foreshadowing/ We are great at podcasting.

Foreshortening. http://www.dictionary.com/browse/foreshortening Not what Paul is doing in this podcast.

More Anselmo “jams” https://phaillegals.bandcamp.com/releases

Stephen buried the lead on this one. The “Bill” in Bill & Phil is legendary horror actor Bill Moseley.  https://billphil.bandcamp.com/

You might remember Bill Moseley from this film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjdf6DSHdM4

Stephen’s favorite thing about Phil Anselmo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kTsbuoTOKs

Also this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K--rAhcKjYc

Here’s a review of reinventing the steel. I like that the author finds a way to take a shot at Kerry King’s lead playing in it. http://www.blabbermouth.net/cdreviews/reinventing-the-steel/

Put your trust in better bands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRiZ_Gy2mxg

Here’s an essay on how Pantera affected modern metal album production. http://blog.creativelive.com/pantera-modern-metal-production/

This reddit dude knows that Pantera influenced hardcore in the 90’s. https://www.reddit.com/r/Hardcore/comments/4v1a5a/when_did_hardcore_become_more_metal_influenced/

Yep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnS3M6GUoD4

1997 in Anchorage ak. Paul was not at this show. http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/pantera/1997/sullivan-sports-arena-anchorage-ak-bd21116.html

More shots at Soulfly and Pantera Fans.

Dimebag could play... http://www.guitarworld.com/guitar-strength-10-commandments-playing-guitar-style-dimebag-darrell-part-1

But his gear was still terrible. http://www.guitarworld.com/dimebag-darrell-discusses-his-roots-gear-and-pantera-1994-guitar-world-interview

#alluglyguitars http://www.deanguitars.com/

Dime loved lightning bolts. http://www.deanguitars.com/query?upc=819998123345

Lightning bolts are extreme. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightning_strike

I guess it is a list. http://www.fuse.tv/galleries/2015/08/metal-fashion-best-dressed

Here’s that Phil thing we keep talking about. http://loudwire.com/philip-anselmo-white-power-nazi-salute/ It was a final performance of Walk.

Here’s Phil moonwalking it back a little, and talking about how he was being heckled. He also quotes Morrissey. Call back!  http://www.metalinjection.net/shocking-revelations/phil-anselmo-addresses-dimebash-incident-denies-writing-racist-lyrics-claims-he-kissed-kings-x-frontman-while-drunk

I cut out our discussion of the 1994 incident stuff for time, but he alludes to it in the article above.

Here’s a profile of Lars Ulrich. There’s no mention of wine collecting, but he does mention that he likes to have Champagne before a show, which is like the most Lars Ulrich thing possible. http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/metallica-drummer-lars-ulrich-talks-3780401

Rob Flynn is surprising articulate and with it in this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCBKzWg4WYo

Here are types of white wine. I’m sure Rob Flynn knows them, but for those of you that don’t... http://www.frenchscout.com/types-of-white-wines

Rob has reportedly received a lot of death threats over the video. http://www.metalinjection.net/latest-news/rob-flynn-receives-thousands-of-death-threats-over-calling-out-phil-anselmo

Here’s a review of the first Machine Head album. http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/6987/Machine-Head-Burn-My-Eyes/

Paul loves him some Space Truckin’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwH4nt190YY

Backdraft! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTwgbwYTWdQ

It was William Baldwin. Paul is bad at remembering Baldwin brothers.
You Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqPRwq3QJsk

Roman Polanski...it’s hard to watch his movies because he has done shitty things. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Polanski

Vinnie Paul...Stephen is worried about you. Take care of yourself and come on the podcast.

Dimebag could have played in Megadeth. http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/vinnie-paul-on-how-close-dimebag-came-to-joining-megadeth-audio/

Here’s a picture of Randy Blythe...

And here’s Rex Brown.

They might be the same dude.
We really didn’t solve that whole Black Metal being the funniest thing.

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Segment three – new records/music...

Stephen – was going to recommend an album by Scour, but Paul talked him out of it. Instead he recommends Air by Astronoid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0css1kqM0Y&list=PLL8_4fOEeYBfbgAKdatRq4A9yEY6PTi1R

Paul – Death Wish Kids – There’s Nothing in School They Can’t Teach You on The Streets 7”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ3kaSGlg7o