Sunday, September 17, 2017

KI5150 24 : Would You Like A Slice Of Cliche OR Knock It Off Ross Bay

Opening Remarks


Kamen!

Love always
Mikey
Please keep those emails rolling in : girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com
 ""(Everything I Do) I Do It for You" has the longest unbroken run at number one the UK Singles Chart, where it spent 16 consecutive weeks in 1991."
May God have mercy on our souls.

I will fuck you up


 It's 40 stores of xmas bullshit

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5150ers you've all got your own business ideas and you all know that they're terrible. Your products are bad, your customer service is awful. There's lots of techniques you can use fix this, you can learn about how to improve your business online or hire a fancy management consultant but surely there's an easier way? 

Of course there is, you need to start selling to dumb people. Dumbtect has been scraping facebook profiles and twitter comments for years to create a database of Americas least motivated, incurious and cosmically uninformed people. You can sell them anything. 
Anything. 
Cactus insurance : they'll buy it 
Bobblehead Dolls based on the show "King of Queens" : are you sure you can keep up with the demand? 
Teach your Cat English instructional DVDs : There's no end to this. 

Use the code 5150 and they'll start you off with the details of everyone who's posted a meme that says "Share if you agree". Dumbtect : One day maybe we will all be cleansed by fire.
 

Featured Segment - metal cliches

eesh!

tough guys

 Megadeth as environmentalists, when they were cool


 This article is great and you should read it :  http://www.invisibleoranges.com/ten-metal-cliches-we-can-do-without/

 Now we talk about it for ages.




This is fine. This is all fine.



http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/slayer-kerry-king-admits-difference-of-opinion-with-tom-araya-about-trump-photo/  "King last year told Rolling Stone that Hillary Clinton was "the safe, correct choice"

Van Haven

What's Kirk Hammet's favorite breed of dog?
A chi-wah-wah! 

No, fuck YOU

Who's ready for six more songs about me!


 
"It's about our heritage, bro"




 Good Ol' Satan

Niko :
He is known for not using a double bass pedal, with Bruce Dickinson commenting that he refused to use one on "Where Eagles Dare", considering them 'undrummerish'.[18] He claims to have only ever used a double pedal once on "Face in the Sand", from Dance of Death, preferring to use a DW 5000 Accelerator single pedal.

Book club:


What do you not want to hear? Let us know. Stop typing "two guys moaning about metal" - other podcasts are available.

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Podfiends - you know how we feel about baking, from watching the Bake Off to lying around eating delicious cakes and breads we're up on all aspects of the nations fastest growing sport. Except for actually baking, like you we have jobs and stupid hobbies to occupy our time. So where do the cakes come from at 5150 Towers? 

Well, you might not know his company, but you will know his voice - introducing Geoff Tate's Tasty Cakes. Now, a lot of cruel and valid thing have been said about Geoff on this podcast, and on other podcasts and in the press. Things like "he's the answer to the question what if Rob Halford was a tiny, shitty, German man?" or "you know what's cool? suing your former band for wrongful dismissal - that is rock and roll 101". But to show he's in no way bitter he's running another ad on our podcast. 

You won't have to "Take a Bullet" for these cakes, in fact it's likely that you'll "Say U Luv It", these are the cakes from the man who brought you the record King and Thieves (1.6 stars - AllMusic.com) 

Use the code 5150 and Geoff will include a copy of his autobiography "Still Singing colon How I Didn't Even Want To Be In Queensryche anymore and anyway those guys are dicks." 

Geoff Tate's Tasty Cakes : It would be an Operation colon Mindcrime to miss out.

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Foodie One Foodie

The sound of men eating tiny chocolate horses. This is why you tune in.









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Saturday, September 2, 2017

Episode 23 : Return to Castle 5150 OR A Grab-bag of nonsense

Let Freedom Ring With A Shotgun Blast


Get at us: girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com


Kamen! Check out that hair


 Tate! Ooh - swing and a miss

Aero bar - instead of brushing your teeth?



Yorkie Bar - check out this clever reverse physiology ad.

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Fifty One Fifters, I only have one more question before my time is through please I beg you tell me in the name of hell who are you? It's a question older than time itself and more and more Americans are demanding an answer, so what is your ancestory? Are you a bit Polish, Romanian, Scotch? Don't you want to tell people at parties that the conflict in Yugoslavia affected you more deeply because of your genetic background? Well that's the kind of shit you'll be able to pull thanks to Gene Genius.

Our patented process, which definitely does not just take the names of few european countries and randomly assign a percentage of your ancestory to it, is very simple. There's no need for needles or disgusting spitting into a tube, we just need a bone. Pretty much any bone will do, we send you a return label, an instructional DVD and a sterilized knife and you do the rest.

Sorry, we cannot return any of your bones.

Sure it sounds terrible but let's hear a real customer testimonial :
"Huh, turns out I'm mainly Welsh, but there's a little French in there too. Gonna miss my femur though."

Gene Genius : Not using bones to build a massive bone throne since 2016

Featured Segment - a grab bag of fucking nonsense.


I think we cut all that airline food stuff. It was hilarious. You know how we cover old material in an original way.
 This cat warned Stephen against Ernest Cline

Rush : Gutterpunk anarchy in full effect - let the fray begin!

 
 
Mr Peanut is metal as fuck

 
Eat BBQ naked. Think about that.

DoH news : They were bootleggers : "Bo and Luke had previously been sentenced to probation for illegal transportation of moonshine;" - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dukes_of_Hazzard 
 


Looks like it was LoudWire : http://loudwire.com/iron-maiden-comic-book-this-summer/ good memory Paul

The game Stephen was trying to think of : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Hunter

That's the Sanctuary cover, Stephen is basically an idiot.

Rock and Roll comics : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_%27N%27_Roll_Comics


 "Going back to work, to get more coffee"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bl%C3%B6%C3%B6dHag
 Bannon. If he worked out.

 
"Moooooooch!" - this scene was cut from Face/Off

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 Gimme a Five One Gimme a Five Oh, what's that spell? 5150.
 5150-ers you can't do everything yourself. From the mightiest space-monarch, assigning tasks to her space-underlings, to the humble raccoon doling out jobs to the rats. Sometimes you have to delegate. But how are you, as a busy sea-captain, supposed to find someone suitable to handle the day to day of running of your vessel?

 Well, you may not have heard of his company, but you will know his voice, introducing Geoff Tate's First Mates. It's the overly specific recruiting service for century 21. Part tinder, part Grindr and 100% dedicated to hooking you up with the right sailor.

 You know how this podcast feels about Geoff and his "if war crimes were music" band Queensryche, but to prove he's the better man, not in any meaningful sense, obviously, he's picked our platform to run his ad.

These aren't some bullshit second-in-command deck officers you're getting, these are Geoff Tate's First Mates. Would the man who recorded "Some People Fly" and then allowed it to be released ever let you down?

Use the code 5150 and Geoff will come to your house and whisper the lyrics to "All the Promises" to you.

Geoff Tate's First Mates : It would be a Sign Of The Times Colon The Best Of Queensryche to miss out.

Keepin it Foodie One Foodie


 Jaffa Cakes. Step up your game America!


Ah - the legal troubles of J-cakes : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_Cakes

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KI5150 24 : Would You Like A Slice Of Cliche OR Knock It Off Ross Bay

Opening Remarks Kamen! Love always Mikey Please keep those emails rolling in : girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com  "&q...