Opening remarks
It's episode 7 you guys! Not 6, six is less than seven, this can be proved using maths, see the paper "6<7, in fact seven is one bigger" - by Dr. Greg Graffin, Crossbusters University 2011.We're excited about being live, you can email us on girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com, our inbox only contains robomessages right now.
Serial 2 : No one gives a shit about this dull thing. Well, not no one, way more people that download KI5150 : https://serialpodcast.org/season-two
What is this show called?
High drama on TGBBO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S7Y5TzFoko
Paul's a sarcastic little fucker in this clip isn't he?
Real name though : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Hollywood
The career of Melon Sue : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_and_Sue
Here's from where Stephen remembers them : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5DW6zKWgHY
Mary Berry, also real name, not a character from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Garden_Gang
Grindcake. You love it.
Paul keeps cashing that check:
"However Paul Hollywood, the remaining judge, made the jump to the rival channel. He later explained that money was a motivating factor, telling The Times: "Would you werk across the road? If you could double your wages, by going across the road to a rival, would you?" "
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2017/01/24/channel-4-great-british-bake-air-summer-bbc-backs-2018-broadcast/
Don’t contact us about baking powder and soda, we got this : http://sallysbakingaddiction.com/2015/06/11/baking-powder-vs-baking-soda/
Sandi Toskvig's career https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandi_Toksvig She'll nail this - no problem.
No 73: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA1GqmkeFQo (Sandy Toksvig isn’t in these clips, fellow scouser Neil Buchanan is though)
#FingermouseIsReal : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIoafYh5HJE "I am the mouse called Fingermouse, that name again is Fingermouse" look how little fun you can have with no money. This is the land in which Stephen grew up.
Noel Fielding as Richmond in The IT Crowd, he'd be a kinda good host if he plays it like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkazGlJF26o
(at least he knows what a crow sounds like, pay attention The Cure).
Father Ted really was good though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GD5iTjz6nY
Let us know how we should handle our in depth coverage of The Great British Bake Off / Ing Show 2017 girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com
We’re coming for you: https://getcrookedmedia.com/
our empire shall cover the globe and we shall weep for there were no more pods to cast.
(We did loose subscribers, according to the numbers at Feedburner.com)
Our robots : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ-ggzfdsMs
We cut a bunch of stuff about Chuck Berry, but it's worth adding these notes;
Marty McFly inventing Rock and Roll (BTTF has some troubling issues even outside of the mommy fucking) : Your kids are not gonna love it : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntkBlQzo7gI
Judas Priest covered Johnny B Goode. It's unspeakable/amazing : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zxoGFjFJlk - check out the major scale non-blues chorus. Well done lads.
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Featured Segment : Band vs Band
More details on the GnR Metallica tour :
http://loudwire.com/guns-n-roses-metallica-tour-anniversary/
http://ultimateclassicrock.com/guns-n-roses-1992-montreal-riot/
So seek the wolf in thyself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEDKcEPDQO4
Some peolple just think it's a song about wolves, they forget about the "and man" part.
James’ gets burned the fuck up : http://uproxx.com/music/james-hetfield-pyrotechnic-incident-burned-guns-n-roses-tour/ straight back on tour. No messing around.
Q. What's Jame's Hetfield's favorite bathroom?
A. MASTER! MASTER!
(oh, like you have better jokes).
Crushingly comprehensive details on Wikipedia : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guns_N%27_Roses/Metallica_Stadium_Tour the opening band was indeed Faith No More.
Axl SCOTCH AS FUCK according to this Wrongly Capitalized Article On The Internet : http://pigeonproject.com/2007/07/28/the-reasons-why-the-rock-star-axl-rose-wears-a-kilt-and-sporran/ (haven't read this, it's probably nonsense).
54,000 in Montreal, Stephen is used to larger stadia.
Behind the music with Megadeth : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0oA2iPy2bQ - this is gold. And a touchstone of our podcast.
Oy, that’s gotta hurt : http://www.metalinjection.net/its-just-business/record-sales/metallicas-25-year-old-black-album-outside-megadeths-new-album-dystopia-last-week
http://www.diamond-head.net/ touring. Festivals. Better than your band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tfyLbin9gs
“That means you andy secher at hit parader, circus magazine
Mick wall at kerrang, bob guccione jr. at spin
James Hetfield with your stoopid burned arm out of the Metallica band”
Wake Up Fired : http://loudwire.com/dave-mustaine-fired-from-metallica-anniversary/
Megadeth Way Back When : https://open.spotify.com/album/6UUB4ZcZpddH39toMYRcWs - tough listen.
What’s going on with that hinky wannabe Iron Maiden font?
Black album has sold over 16 million, Countdown almost 2.5 million.
Treading water : http://ultimateclassicrock.com/megadeth-youthanasia/ (but better than Load, better than Reload – post ’94 Megadeth beats Metallica)
Terrific record : http://ironmaiden.com/thebookofsouls/ why? Because it has an 18 minute song about an airship : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire_of_the_Clouds get on this.
(“You wanna talk about Cryptic Writings?” is becoming Paul’s catchphrase, why not start saying it at school or around the office? People will think you’re cool)
Sabbath or Ozzy headline Ozzfest – Stephen is thinking of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knotfest
Google for your own Osbourne’s videos, it’s too sad.
Dickinson's comments on Ozzy “Much Ado About Nothing” according to Halford. (I think Halford, Ozzy, us and the writer of Blabbermouth have never seem a production of Much Ado About Nothing and could not describe what it's about - I bet Bruce Dickinson could).
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/halford-says-controversy-over-dickinsons-teleprompter-comments-is-much-ado-about-nothing/
Chickenfoot, a real thing : http://www.chickenfoot.us/
Bruce coping with powercuts, eggs, other unprofessional antics : https://youtu.be/V4HMt3TFUT4?list=RDHLkZ1XXuF_k&t=273 “These colours do not fucking run” indeed
“If you see someone throwing some shit at this band, when they raise their arm, make sure when it goes down it’s in two fucking pieces.”
You don’t get Kiss talking like that.
It was in Devore, California, Stephen is thinking of "The Sopranos" which largely took place in the NJ.
No evidence of him calling out Sharon explicitly.
Zack Wilde would physically murder anyone who throws eggs at him because he’s a tough biker dude : http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/zakk-wylde-on-egg-throwing-ozzfest-incident-if-i-was-iron-maiden-i-d-f-k-some-people-up/
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Recommendations
Paul:Dillinger Four – More Songs About Girlfriends And Bubblegum
https://www.discogs.com/Dillinger-Four-More-Songs-About-Girlfriends-And-Bubblegum/release/1460914
Dillinger Four / Pinhead Gunpowder – Dillinger Four / Pinhead Gunpowder
https://www.discogs.com/Dillinger-Four-Pinhead-Gunpowder-Dillinger-Four-Pinhead-Gunpowder/release/430504
Stephen:
Who’s Ready For Ice cream :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZbmCsWagks
The gig went fine. Thank you for asking. We got an Uber there and used backlined gear. The bass amp owner made Stephen use a wireless rig which was ridiculous for a basement show, fun though.
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