Episode 16 : I Thought It Would Be Better OR Elevator Lady Disappoint Me

Alright - somebody backstage told me you guys like podcasts

Michael Kamen - a bad, bad, man - though coming at us and our planned interview with him is unlikely to happen : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Kamen RIP (2003)

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Let us know what you think some good names for Queensryche message boards would be.

That's Infotainment? That's Infotaaainment?

We're counting down to the next series of The Bake Off :

"Your Profiterols are like a swan looking at a pylon" - You can already fuck off.

Look how much fun fascism can be.

Vektor! Earache Records still put out thrash. Sometimes. 

"I'll save you Penelope"

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Featured segment: Disappointment

Greenwood's great second hand book store : http://www.buonobuzzard.com/ (not disappointing - awesome).

Stephen's theory : regular people don't feel this. He's also for some reason thinks he can take Joe Rogan. He's wrong. Let's hope this never gets proved.

Can you feel the disappointment setting in?

Here's some more Trading Places photos:

Please make more Trading Places (Extended Universe) movies. I'm looking at you Marvel.

This is fine. This is all fine.

We're thinking about doing a "movies you liked from the 80s that are really problematic now." yeah? no? girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com

Rivers did do that binder thing : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rivers_Cuomo

Bad Weezer

Paul and Stephen (and almost everyone they know in any bands in Seattle) were at this show : http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/weezer/2001/keyarena-seattle-wa-3bd5f02c.html

Bad Maiden

"There's a Cliiii-ent! There's a laaaaawyer!!" : fantasy Iron Maiden song.

Oh, like you don't write your own fantasy Iron Maiden songs.

Check this intro : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Su-5ro-Rh8

Escape From The Studio '95 : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monsters_of_Rock#1995
Some really good bands. Also Warrior Soul were there. Burrrrrn -how you like me now, Kory Clarke?

Bad Metallica

The men responsible. Checks out.

The Memory Remains - badly explained : http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LastNoteNightmare

"The Memory Remains" has a creepy old-lady voice singing wordlessly over the music, which cuts out at the end as the old lady sings "ladadada-dada, ladada-dadada over and over while everything else is completely silent...*shudder*

Phantom Menace trailer : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm40ux03gfE - you'd go see that fucking film (despite the Jar Jar)
Crawl : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktdBLDcvoA0
BANG - then moves rapidly downhill :
"The taxation of the trade routes to the outlying star systems is in disrepute" - OH SHIT! Better make a movie about that! Unless, could you cut to a dry reading of the galactic health care bill? does it cover existing space-illnesses?"

Bad Star Wars

Sure - also water is wet. But it can't be stated often enough - this is bad.

Bad Sherlock

The Moriarty season? No. Not that. A much worse idea. Will I enjoy it? Not really.

Learn this Sherlock : https://www.krispykreme.co.uk/

It's be miles better if Sherlock's sister lived here.

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Stephen's ad reading skills improved after months of this podcast and years of casually speaking English.

Giving Evidence Before The Special Commission

What we're looking forward to being disappointed by:

Stephen : Hannah Green and Her Unfeasibly Mundane Existence by Michael Marshall Smith http://www.michaelmarshallsmith.com/happening/ MMS is great!

Paul : Mutiod Man live in Seattle : http://www.neumos.com/event/1463257-mutoid-man-seattle/ with HWOIG and Helms Alee(!)