Episode 17 : Megadeth vs Metallica OR Talk About Cryptic Writings

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 Read each album write up here and thank us later : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megadeth

 Fury Road Black and Chrome: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNykS4VlnwE
 Really good. Just as good as the color one.

 

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 Featured topic - Metallica vs Megadeth album by album

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kill_%27Em_All
 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_Is_My_Business..._and_Business_Is_Good!

Holy fucking god Kill 'em All is excellent.

Killing Is My Business has more punctuation, so good work lads.

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ride_the_Lightning
 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_Sells..._but_Who%27s_Buying%3F

Yes!

Meh

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_of_Puppets
 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_Far,_So_Good..._So_What!

Best opening ever

What are you doing?

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...And_Justice_for_All_(album)
 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rust_in_Peace

Look who woke up!

That was a nice run. 

   
for serious though
http://www.theonion.com/article/humanity-still-producing-new-art-though-megadeths--50983

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metallica_(album)
 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Countdown_to_Extinction

Return to form

Very, very good.

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Load_(album)
 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Youthanasia

Treading delicious water

Sucking

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reload_(Metallica_album)
 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptic_Writings

Cracked the formula

Lost the plot

 The Memory Remains - badly explained : http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LastNoteNightmare (we put this in last week, but here it is again. It's great)


 Megadeth en espanol
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhiAICtSZDM

 Overall scores 

 Music : Metallica 4 - 3 Megadeth
 Album covers : Metallica 4 - 3 Megadeth (using Death Magnetic as a tie breaker)

 Closer than we thought.

Here's what we think is the best : https://open.spotify.com/user/stephenadevine/playlist/7tkmi4of2FxCWHqJXP5ScO

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 Never Explain Never Apologize : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K46FkjXSdkA

 What you need to know about Jaffa Cakes : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZnsOZsA7_4

Episode 16 : I Thought It Would Be Better OR Elevator Lady Disappoint Me

Alright - somebody backstage told me you guys like podcasts

Michael Kamen - a bad, bad, man - though coming at us and our planned interview with him is unlikely to happen : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Kamen RIP (2003)

Thanks for reaching out - please keep reviewing and rating on : https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/keepin-it-5150/id1219411099

Let us know what you think some good names for Queensryche message boards would be.

That's Infotainment? That's Infotaaainment?

We're counting down to the next series of The Bake Off :

"Your Profiterols are like a swan looking at a pylon" - You can already fuck off.

Look how much fun fascism can be.

Vektor! Earache Records still put out thrash. Sometimes. 

"I'll save you Penelope"

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Featured segment: Disappointment

Greenwood's great second hand book store : http://www.buonobuzzard.com/ (not disappointing - awesome).

Stephen's theory : regular people don't feel this. He's also for some reason thinks he can take Joe Rogan. He's wrong. Let's hope this never gets proved.

Can you feel the disappointment setting in?

Here's some more Trading Places photos:

Please make more Trading Places (Extended Universe) movies. I'm looking at you Marvel.

This is fine. This is all fine.

We're thinking about doing a "movies you liked from the 80s that are really problematic now." yeah? no? girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com

Rivers did do that binder thing : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rivers_Cuomo

Bad Weezer

Paul and Stephen (and almost everyone they know in any bands in Seattle) were at this show : http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/weezer/2001/keyarena-seattle-wa-3bd5f02c.html

Bad Maiden

"There's a Cliiii-ent! There's a laaaaawyer!!" : fantasy Iron Maiden song.

Oh, like you don't write your own fantasy Iron Maiden songs.

Check this intro : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Su-5ro-Rh8

Escape From The Studio '95 : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monsters_of_Rock#1995
Some really good bands. Also Warrior Soul were there. Burrrrrn -how you like me now, Kory Clarke?

Bad Metallica

The men responsible. Checks out.

The Memory Remains - badly explained : http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LastNoteNightmare

"The Memory Remains" has a creepy old-lady voice singing wordlessly over the music, which cuts out at the end as the old lady sings "ladadada-dada, ladada-dadada over and over while everything else is completely silent...*shudder*

Phantom Menace trailer : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm40ux03gfE - you'd go see that fucking film (despite the Jar Jar)
Crawl : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktdBLDcvoA0
BANG - then moves rapidly downhill :
"The taxation of the trade routes to the outlying star systems is in disrepute" - OH SHIT! Better make a movie about that! Unless, could you cut to a dry reading of the galactic health care bill? does it cover existing space-illnesses?"

Bad Star Wars

Sure - also water is wet. But it can't be stated often enough - this is bad.

Bad Sherlock

The Moriarty season? No. Not that. A much worse idea. Will I enjoy it? Not really.

Learn this Sherlock : https://www.krispykreme.co.uk/

It's be miles better if Sherlock's sister lived here.

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Stephen's ad reading skills improved after months of this podcast and years of casually speaking English.

Giving Evidence Before The Special Commission

What we're looking forward to being disappointed by:

Stephen : Hannah Green and Her Unfeasibly Mundane Existence by Michael Marshall Smith http://www.michaelmarshallsmith.com/happening/ MMS is great!

Paul : Mutiod Man live in Seattle : http://www.neumos.com/event/1463257-mutoid-man-seattle/ with HWOIG and Helms Alee(!)

Episode 15: A Pod In The Northern Sky OR De Mysteriis Pod Sathanas

Soft openings

You really should email us on girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com

Aaron is a mench - check out his fucking art : http://artaaronmorgan.weebly.com/ some of it is badass black metal. Talk about target audiences.

See, maybe email us, maybe review our podcast on iTunes maybe we promote your things to our massive army of fans.

Here's the article : http://clrvynt.com/david-hall-metal-op-ed/ (y'know what, Aaron sent us that too, I think he works here now.)

Not this guy : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dusty_Hill, this guy is alright, except that reverse headstock's gotta go.

You should review us and read our other reviews on iTunes. Please do this.

Here he is : http://clrvynt.com/david-hall-metal-op-ed/ - we talk about this and how it's awful.

Let's look at some garbage:

Not metal

Also not metal

Stephen reckons this is a blues album https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sabbath_(album) but he thinks these guys are black metal : http://www.ravennawoodsblog.com/

What the fuck is wrong with him?

Short version of the article

"The first record I ever liked was : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Considered_Dead, it was certainly not : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornograffitti"

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Featured Segment : Is Black Metal The Funniest Genre of Music (redux)

Stephen survived this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_X_Factor_(album) and didn't even buy this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtual_XI

Ale Satan (moonwalks out of blog high-fiving all the honies)

Copper needed by humans says copper.org - what do they have to gain from lying to you? https://www.copper.org/consumers/health/cu_health_uk.html

Nope - more time spent watching Species 2

Rothko: died in 1970, not really an 80s artist : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Rothko

Her name is Rio

Stephen's favorite type of Extreme

Corpse paint

So many black metal albums look like this

Mayhem went all in on this : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayhem_(band)

Atmospheric - Probably sounds like some clouds

Mortis: https://www.google.com/#q=black+metal+goblin

Hellcrossing logo - hard to read

Black Anvil - I wonder what kind of music these guys do?

They're fucking great though : https://blackanvil.bandcamp.com/

When you have to do yard work but you're metal AF

Mayhem - live shot.

Aww - we like black metal.

Lots of genres, good work Invisible Oranges http://www.invisibleoranges.com/upcoming-metal-releases-642017-6102017/

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You try to keep it together, you try to be nice but sometimes people will push you too far.

The clerk that gives you sub-par service at the sandwich shop.

The aggressive signature collector pushing their racist agenda.

Guys who wont shut up about jam bands.

It can get too much.

Rightly there are laws in place to stop you from attacking these people, but even more rightly there's no law against deploying ancient Scandinavian curses.

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"Take a chance on me" - causes the victim to become a reckless gambler - resulting in the lost of 
their home and family

"Dancing Queen" - your quarry literally becomes a slave to the rhythm. Please use responsibly.

"The Name Of The Game" - target can only express themselves using the names of popular board games. Their life changes as they appear to take a focused interest on Operations and Mousetraps.

ABBA-Cadabra : Take a Chance On This.

Who is the worst band? Whatchu say? girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com

Testimony Delivered to Congress

Stephen : Snatched, the Amy Schumer flick : https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/snatched_2017/(super low rating - no Judd Apatow), also features Ike Barinholtz - great.

Paul : The leftovers on HBO

Episode 14 : Last Action Hero OR Queensryche Must Be Stopped At All Costs

Introduction/Anthem

Turn the machines back on! 

 How much Hamm's you can buy for the same price as a New Belguim FrenchOak Saison? This many. (Includes dog).

This is what $15 gets you.

 

 

The fancy house in Paul's neighborhood

 

Is this fruit? This is probably fruit. 

 

 

Paul's book report on this was confusing and improvised.

We're still the Seattle Grindcore Scene Report Podcast, it's just we mainly talk about the Simpsons.

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Feature : The Last Action Hero Soundtrack 

We're drinking this : http://acdc-beverage.com/en/ It's amazing. Well, it tastes like Rock and Roll Thunder (or "cheap lager").

Taking you all the way back to 1993.
Strap in here we go on : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Action_Hero#Soundtrack 
This wasn't easy.

 Big Gun play the hell out of you 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLsXJitaiVo
 
 Getting liquored up - it's required, you should hear this fucking record.

Alice In Chains : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_the_Hell_Have_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKXIk45pL0o

Megadeth Angry Again wiki entry you should read the whole thing : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angry_Again
Here's the extended version : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EztbyhAJNtk
You're already forgetting it.
Gear breakdown :

This is the actual gear that Dave used to phone in this garbage song.

They still play this fucking thing : http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/megadeth/2016/hard-rock-cafe-boston-ma-43fb2f2f.html  



Queensryche suck.

 

Boo! Worse than swastikas

They're from Bellevue, not Seattle. I'm not saying that this is why they suck - but it is definitely why. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queensr%C3%BFche
Never call them a Seattle band.

Never forget

 
Defford Leppord 
full electric 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKF2oE2LDoo
full acoustic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hey0FzdUNA8
both bad.

Please don't follow our relationship advice. It's not thought out.

Teenage Fanclub are not Dinosaur Jr. weird that Stephen gets them confused.

Anthrax : Poison My Eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvH7-Jahmr0

Best Bush.

 

Areosmith's Blues Noodles

Micheal Kaman (file photo)

Good Interpol (exactly two songs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r4MNcOVOQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kPON3WmdRw

Boom. Take that. We're not above reusing a phone joke.

There was another version of A Little Bitter (a remix - the world was crying out for this) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_Bank_(album)

HamptonPool.com opening times - Fishbone did not pay attention to this.

Sometimes the title is so bad you know you'll never listen to it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Man_Acoustical_Jam

Pure torture : http://www.metrolyrics.com/last-action-hero-lyrics-tesla.html

 
We digress to something better than this record

It's actually not the president's daughter who is kidnapped, it's just some lady https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Dragon

The president is kidnapped in this one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Dudes_Vs._DragonNinja

Now I'm not sure if the president's daughter is ever captured.

Which game does this happen in? let us know: girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com

Stephen does not like Geoff Tate. Paul does not like anyone involved with anything to do with this record.

Queensryche should be on this list : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highly_toxic_gases

That Crow soundtrack is sounding pretty good right now.

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Independent Prosecutions, Recommendations

Stephen : Unbreakable Kimmy Schimdt Season 3 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3339966/
Paul : Saga comics : https://imagecomics.com/comics/series/saga

Stephen only know a few words from this song https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cranberries, solid though - that accent