Episode 9 : Get Out OR You Are In A Dungeon There Are Exits North and West

Ex Machina : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6gpndlepiM

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Ready Player One: (Paul thinks this is garbage) : http://www.powells.com/book/ready-player-one-9780307887443/1-16

Greg Proops : http://www.gregproops.com/blog/

Yarling : http://www.endino.com/archive/yarl.html

Peal Jam, c'mon lads

We agreed that this track is fucking great : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNRViWBT2gY
Check out the soothing fireside video.


Your way into Dungeon Synth : https://daily.bandcamp.com/2017/03/30/dungeon-synth-list/

Check out SFDD and Elric (and all of it - it's mental).

(How we first heard about it: http://www.invisibleoranges.com/upcoming-metal-releases-182017-1142017/)


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Main Feature : Get Out!

Not many notes on this because there aren't loads of digressions, we just talk about Get Out. For ages. There's even more talk that didn't make it. Man, we really went on about this movie for a while.

Stepford Wives : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9WOMDsMy78

How Stephen thought the movie was going to go : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wycj8HOTv3w

He also considers From Dusk Til Dawn to be a classic horror movie, so his views are serious and well thought out.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microaggression gets thrown around a lot.

 Girl from Girls

Dream Police (Police Police)

I'm off to vote for Obama, again!

Funnier than us: http://thehardtimes.net/news/genie-perplexed-ask-lena-dunhams-two-wishes/

Seattle's best grindcore podcast covers Six Feet Under : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Feet_Under_(TV_series) (ah not the Chris Barnes one like you thought)

"you silly sentimental son of a bitch"

This guys is fucking good : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Kaluuya eventually Stephen and Paul will be able to pronounce his name. Early work : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO7yr_RkWlM

This movie cost $4.5Million and has so far made $184.2Million

Lynnwood: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynnwood,_Washington - "Greater" "Seattle"

Is there no end to the list of classic movies Stephen has not seen?

Paul's Facebook movie list:

Life movie picks!
*Indicates that I was young, so I don’t remember a favorite movie from that year. my solution was to pick one as an adult. it's my list, so...

1979- alien*
1980- The Empire Strikes Back*
1981- Raiders of the Lost Ark*
1982- John Carpenter's The Thing*
1983- Return of the Jedi
1984- I originally said The Terminator but you know that this year has to be REPO MAN*
1985- Back to the Future
1986- Big Trouble in Little China
1987- Raising Arizona
1988- Die Hard
1989- Batman
1990- Total Recall
1991- The Silence of the Lambs
1992- The Last of the Mohicans
1993- Jurassic park
1994- Pulp Fiction
1995- Heat
1996- Trainspotting
1997- L.A. Confidential
1998- Saving Private Ryan
1999- Fight Club
2000- Memento
2001- The Royal Tenenbaums
2002- 24 Hour Party People
2003- Kill Bill Vol. 1
2004- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
2005- Jarhead
2006- Children of Men
2007- No Country for Old Men
2008- The Dark Knight
2009- Inglourious Basterds
2010- The Social Network
2011- Drive
2012- Looper
2013- Gravity
2014- Locke
2015- Cop Car
2016- Green Room
2017-

Heartwork

Stephen has not seen Apocalypse Now but is looking forward to more sequels to Species. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Species_(film)
There's a fourth one, so that's his weekend sorted.

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Your sister in-law, the one that likes Jill Stein - obligation fulfilled!

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Recommendations

Paul:
GET OUT

Rosemary's Baby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otPyEsObI1M
Invasion of the Body Snatchers : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52vK2-Dv1TA
Jaws: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ9fFKdkFA0

Stephen:
    Dead Congregation — Only Ashes Remain    
    Nails — Life Is A Death Sentence    
    Homewrecker — Forced Under    
    Mammoth Grinder — Wraparound Eyes    
    Full of Hell — Intro/Lead Tongue    
    Young and in the Way — Betrayed By Light    
    All Pigs Must Die — Chaos Arise    
    Of Feather And Bone — Pestilence    
    Of Feather And Bone — Ordained In Fire    
    Cloud Rat — Seken    
   
Remastered Turbo : http://www.judaspriest.com/news/fullstory.asp?id=131B4902-5C5E-4792-A6D2-741CF083BFB5

Episode 8 : Too Sexy For My Pod OR Brought To You By Shandy

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Shandy "akin to walking into a pub dressed up as a panto dame twirling a frilly umbrella" : http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/getting-bottom-lager-tops-3504457

This market could be yours

What day is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO17UOjcovg

Man, Netflix have been doing this for a while ; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netflix_April_Fools%27_Day_jokes
Unclear if Will Arnett was paid in cheese.

Takei 2018! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/george-takei-congress_us_58dfeab2e4b0c777f787e58a

It (2017) Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnCdOQsX5kc

It (1990) Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMspVKv56vQ

It (2017)

It (1990)

The book is 1000+ pages of tiny text. Paul has read it and it is now sitting on Stephen's desk (He's not going to read it - there's probably Cliffs Notes).

HHGTtG
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy
Yep, radio show first then re-recorded as an LP.

At time of typing Stephen has now seen Get Out and T2 : The Trainspotten-ing. So strap in for some thoughts on those.

Crow: 2034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vErl-pVsj18

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Featured segment - Pretty people - Why you gotta play music?

Wes Anderson's diminishing returns:

Oh, piss off

So much build up! So much tension!

So pretty - what's his deal? What's he up to? Who wrote that on his guitar?

Andrew Ridgeley, basically a monster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0g16_LQaQ
Pretty pop-punk, Blink-182 when they still had space to add more tattoos.

Iron Maiden and Daley Thompson team up to sell a glucose energy drink. This is the fun we got up to in the 1980s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj87n_dEwRU
Daley Thompson is a British Olympic hero, best known to nerds for the key-bashing Daley Thompson's Decathlon on the Spectrum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPcdDovVHtk

John Lydon Country Life Campaign, ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mSE-Iy_tFY

Pressure Drop, who want's some reggae :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rb13ksYO0s

The internet will not give up the tab that Stephen remembers from the 90s which described the breakdown in Hangar 18 as "reggae metal".
Kicks in at 2:50 here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-oU2xlViRQ&list=RDB-oU2xlViRQ

Weird

Blue Oyster Cult: Veteran of the Psychic Wars (Paul loves BOC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGKNaIXtBZQ

Agent Orange (1979 to PRESENT)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agent_Orange_(band)

I don't wanna be the one who rides flame : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=expcmtqTyC4

Wallander 

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Recomendations:

Stephen
Have you heard about this super rare undergound indie show?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92538NJ0lbE

Paul
Jeromes Dream / Orchid
https://www.discogs.com/Jeromes-Dream-Orchid-Jeromes-Dream-Orchid/release/1757949

Episode 7 : Pod Shoot Pod or Montreal Stadium Disaster 1992

Opening remarks

It's episode 7 you guys! Not 6, six is less than seven, this can be proved using maths, see the paper "6<7, in fact seven is one bigger" - by Dr. Greg Graffin, Crossbusters University 2011.

We're excited about being live, you can email us on girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com, our inbox only contains robomessages right now.

Serial 2 : No one gives a shit about this dull thing. Well, not no one, way more people that download KI5150 : https://serialpodcast.org/season-two

What is this show called?

High drama on TGBBO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S7Y5TzFoko
Paul's a sarcastic little fucker in this clip isn't he?
Real name though : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Hollywood


The career of Melon Sue : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_and_Sue
Here's from where Stephen remembers them : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5DW6zKWgHY

Mary Berry, also real name, not a character from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Garden_Gang

Grindcake. You love it.

Paul keeps cashing that check:
 "However Paul Hollywood, the remaining judge, made the jump to the rival channel. He later explained that money was a motivating factor, telling The Times: "Would you werk across the road? If you could double your wages, by going across the road to a rival, would you?" "
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2017/01/24/channel-4-great-british-bake-air-summer-bbc-backs-2018-broadcast/

Don’t contact us about baking powder and soda, we got this : http://sallysbakingaddiction.com/2015/06/11/baking-powder-vs-baking-soda/


Sandi Toskvig's career https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandi_Toksvig She'll nail this - no problem.
No 73: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA1GqmkeFQo (Sandy Toksvig isn’t in these clips, fellow scouser Neil Buchanan is though)


#FingermouseIsReal : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIoafYh5HJE "I am the mouse called Fingermouse, that name again is Fingermouse" look how little fun you can have with no money.  This is the land in which Stephen grew up.

Noel Fielding as Richmond in The IT Crowd, he'd be a kinda good host if he plays it like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkazGlJF26o
(at least he knows what a crow sounds like, pay attention The Cure).

Father Ted really was good though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GD5iTjz6nY

Let us know how we should handle our in depth coverage of The Great British Bake Off / Ing Show 2017 girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com

We’re coming for you: https://getcrookedmedia.com/
our empire shall cover the globe and we shall weep for there were no more pods to cast. 

(We did loose subscribers,  according to the numbers at Feedburner.com)

Our robots : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ-ggzfdsMs

We cut a bunch of stuff about Chuck Berry, but it's worth adding these notes;

Marty McFly inventing Rock and Roll (BTTF has some troubling issues even outside of the mommy fucking) : Your kids are not gonna love it : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntkBlQzo7gI

Judas Priest covered Johnny B Goode. It's unspeakable/amazing : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zxoGFjFJlk - check out the major scale non-blues chorus. Well done lads.

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Featured Segment : Band vs Band

More details on the GnR Metallica tour :
http://loudwire.com/guns-n-roses-metallica-tour-anniversary/
http://ultimateclassicrock.com/guns-n-roses-1992-montreal-riot/

“Who Wants Some Sweet Savage?”

So seek the wolf in thyself  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEDKcEPDQO4
Some peolple just think it's a song about wolves, they forget about the "and man" part.

James’ gets burned the fuck up :  http://uproxx.com/music/james-hetfield-pyrotechnic-incident-burned-guns-n-roses-tour/ straight back on tour. No messing around.


Q. What's Jame's Hetfield's favorite bathroom?
A. MASTER! MASTER!
(oh, like you have better jokes).



Crushingly comprehensive details on Wikipedia : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guns_N%27_Roses/Metallica_Stadium_Tour the opening band was indeed Faith No More.

Axl SCOTCH AS FUCK according to this Wrongly Capitalized Article On The Internet : http://pigeonproject.com/2007/07/28/the-reasons-why-the-rock-star-axl-rose-wears-a-kilt-and-sporran/  (haven't read this, it's probably nonsense).

54,000 in Montreal, Stephen is used to larger stadia.

Behind the music with Megadeth : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0oA2iPy2bQ  - this is gold. And a touchstone of our podcast.

Oy, that’s gotta hurt : http://www.metalinjection.net/its-just-business/record-sales/metallicas-25-year-old-black-album-outside-megadeths-new-album-dystopia-last-week



 http://www.diamond-head.net/ touring. Festivals. Better than your band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tfyLbin9gs
“That means you andy secher at hit parader, circus magazine
Mick wall at kerrang, bob guccione jr. at spin
James Hetfield with your stoopid burned arm out of the Metallica band”

Wake Up Fired : http://loudwire.com/dave-mustaine-fired-from-metallica-anniversary/

Megadeth Way Back When  : https://open.spotify.com/album/6UUB4ZcZpddH39toMYRcWs - tough listen.

What’s going on with that hinky wannabe Iron Maiden font?


Black album has sold over 16 million, Countdown almost 2.5 million.

Treading water : http://ultimateclassicrock.com/megadeth-youthanasia/ (but better than Load, better than Reload – post ’94 Megadeth beats Metallica)

Terrific record : http://ironmaiden.com/thebookofsouls/ why? Because it has an 18 minute song about an airship : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire_of_the_Clouds get on this.

(“You wanna talk about Cryptic Writings?” is becoming Paul’s catchphrase, why not start saying it at school or around the office? People will think you’re cool)

Sabbath or Ozzy headline Ozzfest – Stephen is thinking of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knotfest

Google for your own Osbourne’s videos, it’s too sad.

Dickinson's comments on Ozzy “Much Ado About Nothing” according to Halford. (I think Halford, Ozzy, us and the writer of Blabbermouth have never seem a production of Much Ado About Nothing and could not describe what it's about - I bet Bruce Dickinson could). 
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/halford-says-controversy-over-dickinsons-teleprompter-comments-is-much-ado-about-nothing/

Chickenfoot, a real thing : http://www.chickenfoot.us/

Bruce coping with powercuts, eggs, other unprofessional antics : https://youtu.be/V4HMt3TFUT4?list=RDHLkZ1XXuF_k&t=273 “These colours do not fucking run” indeed
“If you see someone throwing some shit at this band, when they raise their arm, make sure when it goes down it’s in two fucking pieces.”
You don’t get Kiss talking like that.
It was in Devore, California, Stephen is thinking of "The Sopranos" which largely took place in the NJ.
No evidence of him calling out Sharon explicitly.

Zack Wilde would physically murder anyone who throws eggs at him because he’s a tough biker dude : http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/zakk-wylde-on-egg-throwing-ozzfest-incident-if-i-was-iron-maiden-i-d-f-k-some-people-up/

"Morgue them up - kill them to death with my blunt bloody knife skills I learned on death row for running meth with the Blood-Wounds (that's a biker gang - I'm a meth biker)"

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Recommendations

Paul:
Dillinger Four ‎– More Songs About Girlfriends And Bubblegum
https://www.discogs.com/Dillinger-Four-More-Songs-About-Girlfriends-And-Bubblegum/release/1460914

Dillinger Four / Pinhead Gunpowder ‎– Dillinger Four / Pinhead Gunpowder
https://www.discogs.com/Dillinger-Four-Pinhead-Gunpowder-Dillinger-Four-Pinhead-Gunpowder/release/430504

Stephen:
Who’s Ready For Ice cream :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZbmCsWagks

The gig went fine. Thank you for asking. We got an Uber there and used backlined gear. The bass amp owner made Stephen use a wireless rig which was ridiculous for a basement show, fun though.

Episode 6 : It Can't Pod All The Time OR Your Pod Won't Fall Forever

Opening remarks

 The Germs "couldn't play their instruments" : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vuveZtlkKw
or write songs
or perform them
"Like a puzzled panther"

All hail this device:

The in the pipe five by five quality is brought to you by this wonderful machine. It plugs into a shitty laptop which "runs" Windows 10. We use wireless handheld mics that are part of the karaoke system that lives in Stephen's basement. Goddamn weirdo.

Monkey Shines An Experiment in Terror : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpG4R3Sjf4Y
 "How about I donate a monkey?"
 "Man is the only animal capable of murder... until now!"
 This movie looks amazing! If you like murder monkeys.

By the way, if you have ideas for podcasts, email them at us: girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com

Rich Little : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78sSn3E_Vvc Stephen is now realizing that this may have been an insult rather than a compliment.

DDiD : https://twitter.com/ProPublica/status/834229125074280448/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fhotair.com%2Farchives%2F2017%2F02%2F22%2Fwapo-introduces-new-slogan-democracy-dies-in-darkness%2F

Paul's news sources : https://www.washingtonpost.com/ https://www.nytimes.com/
Stephen's news sources : http://www.thestranger.com/ http://www.hbo.com/last-week-tonight-with-john-oliver
What's yours?
"Thanks, I have a Maker's on the rocks"
Oh, fuck you

A collection of podcasts that are even more political than ours : https://getcrookedmedia.com/
We stole your name. Come at us.

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Oh, guys please keep fucking talking about The Crow!

We hear you. We started talking about The Crow and its soundtrack last week and you were all "What WHAT! Talk about The Crow all the time! I can't get enough of hearing about that movie and the collection of songs that came with it!"

The Crow Soundtrack (1994) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2cXE_cIwBc
Pauls first CD. It remains an odd choice.

(Brandon Lee's band Dogstar does not feature on this soundtrack)


Necrobutcher 

Tangentially mentioned. That's a regular sized bass that's drowning Necrobutcher, he must be some kind of elf.

Friends meets Windows '95 was a video, it was the most 90s thing ever, it featured Jennifer Aniston and Mathew Perry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGYcNcFhctc
Doesn't look expensive, we bet it was.

1992 Metal CD Magazine, issue 2 :

James Hetfield's image at the mid-point of the transition from cowardly lion to Chad Nickerson from Nickleback

STP, Blind Melon, UFO, Girlschool and Skid Row - checkout Stephen's excellent memory for unimportant things. Forgot that it kicked off with Skin O' My Teeth by Megadeth though. That's a Ramones song that Skid Row are covering and the Wildhearts tune is a belter : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CY_SsbSo0k

Paper Scratcher
"My mind is a mind that I am going to loose"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoHIRGCluaI

What the Cure think crows sound like : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-taPyUNwb8

Skip Burn and listen to a fucking great Cure song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEeHaIhrH_w ah, them drums.

A reference to this movie would have been clever https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memento_(film)

Joy Division playing Dead Souls, costs even more than that Friends '95 video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGs0g2m2Mxc (we couldn't find evidence on the internet to support the "NIN did this cheaper" theory)

One-take Tom Morello shows you how to make weird noises: https://youtu.be/kyxKJLgfT7A?t=109
RATM 3 x Platinum in US, 2 x Platinum in UK : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rage_Against_the_Machine_(album)
Crow soundtrack sold 3.8 million copies - roughly the same  http://thecrow.wikia.com/wiki/The_Crow_soundtrack

WaPo makes an egg-cellent crow pun : https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/a/05/18/soundtrack-sales-to-crow-over/ba9e0308-fa59-49b7-9b42-d683e3c84b8b/?utm_term=.7b0d200c5f34 Washington Crow-st! More like! Democrow-cy Dies In Drake-ness- like a goose! (These bird puns are inspired by Stephen's favorite twitter account : https://twitter.com/plinythecrow. Which requires further explanation : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8G57DHffac)

Suicide's Ghost Rider : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn7SBQ6X5HU shit, but only 2:34

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_(band) 1968 all over the map.
MC5 drag out the jams for almost 9 minutes : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XhQRFO4M7A wrap. it. up.

H Ro talks about The Ramones : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-b7lpSg2Vc
We're not linking to Liar, look it up if you have to.

In The Meantime, a much better Helmet song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWwhdINdMs8

TSOL Abolish Government : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETKuoHlYuHM
Slayer Abolish Government : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SQpQXCKfpw

The Slayer punk rock covers record is fucking great, but their unpleasant right-wing side shines through, "guilty of being right" indeed.

For Love Not Lisa : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_Love_Not_Lisa formed 1990 in Oklahoma, bad instincts Stephen. The Crow soundtrack was indeed their high water mark. Unless the Christian rock band they later became ever breaks. Here's hoping, lads.
They also recorded a song called Kill Whitey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ8oohklkGA Oof, I wouldn't want to be whitey right about now.

Paul slips in a sports reference https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mendoza_Line

The driving force behind Jesus and the Mary Chains : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-LRuuqFT0

This is the JAMC album Stephen owns : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21_Singles Snakedriver is on it. Man, that is one unmemorable song.

Couldn't find a Time Baby iv, maybe it doesn't exist, BTW don't search for "baby iv" on youtube unless you want to see sad, sick kids.

Here's the differences, go nuts:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Board_of_Film_Classification vs https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_Picture_Association_of_America_film_rating_system

Showcase Cinemas Norris Green, Liverpool. They don't check IDs (or they didn't 23 years ago)

Some 80s punks :

Featuring Pax Pullston from The Terminator.

Paul's memory checks out pretty well : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcVO0iAIcJo

Long leather jacket : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvPuD3wC6l0
Also, he 100% looks like a clown all the time. This movie should have been called "The Clown"

If you don't think we did a good job covering this, checkout the AV club doing the same thing: http://www.avclub.com/article/soundtrack-crow-resurrected-grunge-kids-goths-238691
Then tell us who had more jokes.

We'll be back to re-review this in 2027.

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Paul : Pedals 
That Pedal Show : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnUXq8mGmoHt0e6ItuTs10w  (recommended)
Andertons :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICS7lA_p_Nc (not dreadful, but less good)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aveUEZkcQno (same guys, fucking unspeakable, Top Gear with guitars, go fuck yourselves.)

Stephen : Iron Maiden guitar tutorials
Two Minutes To Midnight : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsVICNWQ7C0&t=506s (slow, patient)
Clairvoyant : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyOHngrouyM (flashy, watch those fingers, that is a much fancier version of the solo)
Evil That Men Do : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPmNULLT6gg (it's shite being Scottish) 

The current set of salient facts on BYD...TTS https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bring_Your_Daughter..._to_the_Slaughter
It's not related to Take Your Daughter To Work Day.

Episode 5: Caught in a Pod OR What's the Deal With Thrash Metal?

Housekeeping

We go deep on how episodes are numbered and we call you 5150-heads. Hope that's ok.

That scene we got shot in is here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apYgbp32L2M
it IS very sexy. We're are actors.

Paul is right Beachy Head is a hilarious name for the beautiful coastal spot that claims the lives of 20 people every year. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beachy_Head#Suicide_spot
Heh. Beachy.

One of dozens of more appropriate MSP songs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz00_3LbdmM but they went with this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqWcsUa8OhM

Ice T, as a kangaroo: https://undertheradar.military.com/2013/11/tank-girl-more-girls-than-tanks/

We ARE doing a Crow Soundtrack podcast. It's episode 6. We're coming up with a stupid name. I'm thinking It Can't Pod All the Time.

Man, let's talk about the Crow for ages.

The Crow II's subtitle was City of Angels, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crow#Film_and_TV
There are 2 more Crow sequels. we didn't talk about Rob Zombie's threat to make a fifth (Crow:2037) for which we apologize unreservedly.


Logan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbug3zTm3Ws
Get Out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRfnevzM9kQ (Hey, Stephen, go fucking watch Get Out, what's the matter with you?)

Stephen hates all movies but kinda liked "I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore" : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a891D5_bGY4

The Judgement Night soundtrack features Dinosaur Jr and De La Soul, but not on the same song : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_Night_(soundtrack)
Stephen is almost an idiot. He has seen Coal Chamber twice (the second time was at Ozzfest 98, so that doesn't count, but the first time, c'mon Stephen, get your head in the game.)

Malice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzpqLRb2lfs 107 minutes and REALLY fucking good, ignore Rotten Tomatoes.
A Simple Plan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfJtnfG6EMI

Johnny Mnemonic wants a Club Sandwich: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmrNxrY8WJI (this monolouge is beyond the acting talents of K Reeves)
Paul's delivery of the line sounded like "Hot Blooded" : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c1m2BAg2Sc
I want room service
Check it and see

The best 15 seconds in patchy, sexist animated show American Dad : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYh6YI3pXKE
Heh. Bones.

Paul watched Penny Dreadful so you don't have to: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penny_Dreadful_(TV_series)

LoEG: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_League_of_Extraordinary_Gentlemen fancy.

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Featured Segment : What's the deal with thrash metal?

Ocean Color Scene : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAta8CIF_4Y and Shed Seven : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VED67gUNXM if this wasn't the soundrack to your college days then you had a better experience than Stephen.

Ash : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-TVmhd-xcM
Elastica : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilKcXIFi-Rc
Sounds familiar if you've heard this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QykauA8p14

Stone Roses first record
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stone_Roses_(album) sold over 900,000 copies, after a slow start.

Hey, we're nailing this thrash thing.  Let's keep talking about it.

Jury's out on why some thrash is good and some is bad, but they have found the following songs guilty of badness
Testament :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YT8XX-640w
"Look at the lost soooooooouls! They seem so black!"
Exodus : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3xC1I2rXHE
"Everybody's doin' the Toxic Waltz"
Lyrics by Micheal Scarn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTanzOm71HU
Exodus have no original members
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exodus_(American_band)#Former_members
Or original ideas. Boom! Take that Exodus.

Megadeth's street level thrash wardrobe

Are they on vacation?
Not mentioned, Megadeth's re-recording of Trust (Cryptic Writings 1997) en español : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkDN4_4SyCY
If Dave gets his way the wall will get built they'll never need to play it on any US dates. Heh. Fascism.

Motley Crue, aw man this is gonna rock so hard :

Looks like it's not called the Sin club anymore : http://fanclub.motley.com/signup/
Uncle Slam:
 Paul described this exactly.

Stephen's assertion that they sold a lot of albums isn't proved https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Slam#Studio_albums
This one was by Michael Seiff https://www.discogs.com/artist/2246612-Michael-Seiff
Others were indeed by Ed Repka https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Repka who also did a couple of Megadeth albums, he did not create Vic Rattlehead, would you be surprised if the credit for that went to Dave Mustaine? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vic_Rattlehead#Artists
BTW that whole wikipedia article is great.

It is unclear if Vic is a rip off of Eddie the Head, but c'mon.

Metallica in 1988ish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbokBTEBEOE broken columns, also, I think they're jamming on ...And Justice For All and making it longer.
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I can't believe, I can't believe the price you pay
DYSWIDT?

The best thing, the "Through The Never" dedicated entrance. Wow. Missed a trick by not offering "Of Wolf and Man" doggie day-care.

The hole in the ozone layer is getting smaller http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/05/100505-science-environment-ozone-hole-25-years/ after reading this article the Council Of All Thrash Bands crossed it off the list of acceptable topics. Don't worry though, there are still many other environmental catastrophes heading our way.

"This next song  has to do with fucking politicians and the toxic waste polluters they take fucking kickbacks I say we stab all these mother fuckers"
Chemi-kill : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf2pNq2WlPA
The singer of Exodus was not Bobby "Blitz" Ellsworth, he's the right-wing tool from Overkill, it was the late Paul Baloff https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Baloff who was stabbed to death by toxic politicians in 2002.

Dawn Patrol : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yqfOi45y8I
No words.
It's not like they play it live
Oh yes they fucking do : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r24Sb5bk0U Welcome to Dave Ellefson's bass clinic.

Anthrax : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn3hqOwhCnw Godamn, they really love being Anthrax.
Peak Anthrax according to Stephen : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfpuRKyGopo

Hanneman (RIP)

Kerry King

Not familiar with the phrase "take it down a notch"Also, hot takes: http://thoughtcatalog.com/wayne-wax/2014/06/5-types-of-tattoos-that-mark-you-as-an-idiot/

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Recommended Things

Stephen
Ghostbath : Moonlover
https://ghostbath.bandcamp.com/album/moonlover

Paul
Jenny Piccolo, The Locust
http://threeoneg.com/archive/vinyl/the-locust-jenny-piccolo-5-ep

Episode 4: A Vulgar Display of Podcast OR A Somber Discussion on Philip Heath Anselmo

Housekeeping/Shows we might go to/Bill Paxton

This episode starts with a crazy Stephen feedback loop that Paul kept in just because it was funny. I hope you all enjoyed it as much as he did.

Inside baseball alert – the couch we normally sit on for recording was no longer in the studio, so we had to use a bench. When we started recording, we were just pacing around looking at each other like, “should we...should we sit down...or...?”

If you haven’t heard it, you can find Episode two here: http://keepinit5150.blogspot.com/2017/03/episode-2-acapella-gold.html

Stephen takes shots at Ricky Gervais. This blog has the same issue... https://theawl.com/my-ricky-gervais-problem-7ba3ec19bd5c#.ktcovzjus

You really can email us at girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com

In the word cloud of the transcripts of our podcast the following words are the largest: Kiss, Megadeth, fuck, Dave Mustaine, Recumbent Bike.

While it doesn’t answer if Kiss was every viewed as a comedy act, this essay does break down Kiss really well. Choice line: “Kiss do not make it easy for Kiss fans. There’s never been a rock group so easy to appreciate in the abstract and so hard to love in the specific. They inoculate themselves from every avenue of revisionism, forever undercutting anything that could be re imagined as charming.” http://grantland.com/features/chuck-klosterman-kiss-hall-of-fame/

Side note...Paul really misses the website Grantland.

Here’s that song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shL6WvOEafI

I don’t think he is misinterpreting the meaning of this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHPNYKI1-fY

Don’t get a 5150 tattoo. But if you do...you’ll get in free to all Keepin’ it 5150 shows.

Feel free to watch New Girl and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Don’t let us stop you.

This show has most likely already happened, but here are the bands...

Ghost bath: https://ghostbath.bandcamp.com/album/funeral
Astronoid: https://astronoid.bandcamp.com/
Voidthrone: https://voidthrone.bandcamp.com/releases


Here’s another show that has probably already happened but...
Asphyx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVX9ugtSv7U
                                            
Extremity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_cQfnuNMC4                                                 

Hissing https://hissingseattle.bandcamp.com/

New Mastodon. Paul is not super into it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdxZ4YXFcpQ

Leviathan era Mastodon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsdIO8RHMTc

Paul’s favorite Mastodon album (to date) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcvdkw6v3fE

We’re sure you’ve already read this. http://www.digitalspy.com/movies/oscars/news/a822268/oscars-2017-best-picture-mixup-explanation/

Tweeter was on top of the whole Bill Paxton Oscar snub: http://www.nj.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2017/02/bill_paxton_oscars_in_memoriam.html

Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHRPwjpH6tM

Labyrinth trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRcOZZDvMv4 side note...what is up with that voice over?

Some of Bowie’s best work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi81M_WKBp8

When the wind blows trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zaiN_hCvTU

Threads trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2EOSgmx-MA

Take the Pullman vs Paxton quiz now. https://www.buzzfeed.com/ariannarebolini/how-well-do-you-know-the-works-of-bills-pullman-and-paxton?utm_term=.xnNw6NeOe#.dkb2Vj8P8

One of the greatest presidential speeches of our time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj16vfbsM9A

Paul was wrong. Paxton does not say “wash day, nothing clean.” That was the other guy. Other than that, he was spot on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv0Jc4ziS-U

Mike Muir was friends with Bill Paxton. http://www.metalinjection.net/this-is-just-a-tribute/suicidal-tendencies-frontman-pays-touching-tribute-to-his-late-friend-actor-bill-paxton

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Featured Segment – “A Somber Discussion on Phillip Anselmo"

Philip H Anselmo. The H stands for Hansen. Thanks Wikipedia.

Paul is coming out of the gate firing shots. Here’s his ammunition. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EokA6T3TiGk

Now you can be that someone who has heard Power Metal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1STP08T7VBU

Pantera, saving the best for first (If that is a thing...) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRqIlTki7Yg

Pantera have put out a lot of albums. Way more than you think. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantera_discography

I think Terry is doing all right for himself. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Glaze
The real question is...what is Donnie Hart up to?

Paul can’t find anything about the legal things Stephen alludes to in this part? More info? (LET US KNOW!)

That cover though...

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Official Truth, 101 Proof: The Inside Story of Pantera http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13587186-official-truth-101-proof

Here is some “truth” from the rex brown book. http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/vinnie-paul-isn-t-very-flattered-by-rex-brown-s-book-says-former-pantera-bassist/

First page... https://www.amazon.com/Official-Truth-101-Proof-Pantera/dp/B00PWO13N2#reader_B00PWO13N2

Here’s Vinnie talking about Phil. (and saying he wanted Pantera to be the Rolling Stones of Metal...I can’t image how bad their version of Steel Wheels would be.) http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/vinnie-paul-how-pantera-fell-apart/

Phil discussing his OD. He seems real chill about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6lFEIhpGz0

Paul swears that he read or saw something that stated Dime and Vinnie immediately called a radio station after seeing Phil OD to let people know Pantera needed a new singer, but we can’t confirm this with anything on the internet, so we’re going to rate it as two Pinocchio’s.
Phil says four minutes. Stephen says Six. Let’s call it five.

Flatliners synopsis. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatliners it is a Joel Schumacher movie.

That new harder extreme edge... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDpkhGBc7AA

Watch this...it’s pretty funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQpSwJfSnpw

Phil may have wanted more Vinnie Paul in his life then, but the honeymoon may be over... http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/philip-anselmo-on-vinnie-paul-anything-out-of-that-dudes-mouth-seems-sour/

HellYeah...making you miss a bunch of other, marginally better bands since 2006. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBaIQreV8Yk

Damage Plan...making you miss the album cover to Metal Magic since 2004.

Oh...and this is what they sound like. Sorry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLGUB9sSJEE

That beard though... https://atribbledmind.wordpress.com/2014/12/04/top-10-best-beards-in-metal-and-rock/

Dime gently wept after hearing Vulgar Display of Power. http://loudwire.com/pantera-vulgar-display-of-power-anniversary/

Perfect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1JqDNJS9r8

Also perfect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yMVPR3SDEQ

Paul wishes they played like this more often when they were a band. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws5czt20EkM

Here’s Dime talking about how much he prefers terrible solid state amps. “Randall made a tube amp that they sent out to me. It sounded killer, but it wasn’t solid-state, so I’m going to stay with solid...” http://www.guitarworld.com/dimebag-darrell-talks-far-beyond-driven-amps-and-more-previously-unreleased-1994-interview

It gets more listenable around the 3:04 mark. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy4Db3eCxeg

setlist.fm draws a blank on Pantera's 1994 Liverpool show : http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/pantera/1994/royal-court-theatre-liverpool-england-3d321b7.html

But Stephen probably saw a version of this song kinda like this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YtCSYmLMpw

It is unclear if Phil wore a shirt like this during the show Stephen saw... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcyQnYYz_qA

And maybe this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0S61Ly3410

Not exactly the same as Pantera. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55XlIPzY5q0

More shots at Pantera fans.

Slightly stab-y looking...

Stephen has a great memory. They were on the UK leg of Oz Fest 1998. So were the Foo Fighters and Life of Agony 1998 was weird. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozzfest_lineups_by_year#United_Kingdom_line-up

Therapy?...much better than Korn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDVsIvvFtcs

Stephen favors this intro and wild card karaoke choice... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGK00Q7xx-s

Politifact shows that Paul is Right about Blind being written prior to Korn being a thing, but is wrong about Jonathan Davis writing it. It was completely written by some random dude from a band J.D. was in before Korn. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_%28Korn_song%29

4:17 is not super short. Also...Don’t do blind as karaoke. You’re timing has to be perfect.

Here’s a list of Phil Anselmo bands. Way more then you think... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Anselmo

We are great at telegraphing future podcasts.

Here’s that scour thing if you are cool with PHA projects. https://scourofficial.bandcamp.com/releases

Here’s info on Pig Destroyer featuring John Jarvis of Scour. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_Destroyer

Yeah...this is pretty black metal-like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW0SllgoDPY

Viking Crown. It sounds similar to what you think it would sound like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCHdIQvpf_M

This is not specifically Phil Anselmo themed, but here is a metal band generator that is pretty good. It gives you an option to exclude non-evil words. http://www.metalbandnamegenerator.com/

Foreshadowing. https://literarydevices.net/foreshadowing/ We are great at podcasting.

Foreshortening. http://www.dictionary.com/browse/foreshortening Not what Paul is doing in this podcast.

More Anselmo “jams” https://phaillegals.bandcamp.com/releases

Stephen buried the lead on this one. The “Bill” in Bill & Phil is legendary horror actor Bill Moseley.  https://billphil.bandcamp.com/

You might remember Bill Moseley from this film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjdf6DSHdM4

Stephen’s favorite thing about Phil Anselmo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kTsbuoTOKs

Also this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K--rAhcKjYc

Here’s a review of reinventing the steel. I like that the author finds a way to take a shot at Kerry King’s lead playing in it. http://www.blabbermouth.net/cdreviews/reinventing-the-steel/

Put your trust in better bands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRiZ_Gy2mxg

Here’s an essay on how Pantera affected modern metal album production. http://blog.creativelive.com/pantera-modern-metal-production/

This reddit dude knows that Pantera influenced hardcore in the 90’s. https://www.reddit.com/r/Hardcore/comments/4v1a5a/when_did_hardcore_become_more_metal_influenced/

Yep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnS3M6GUoD4

1997 in Anchorage ak. Paul was not at this show. http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/pantera/1997/sullivan-sports-arena-anchorage-ak-bd21116.html

More shots at Soulfly and Pantera Fans.

Dimebag could play... http://www.guitarworld.com/guitar-strength-10-commandments-playing-guitar-style-dimebag-darrell-part-1

But his gear was still terrible. http://www.guitarworld.com/dimebag-darrell-discusses-his-roots-gear-and-pantera-1994-guitar-world-interview

#alluglyguitars http://www.deanguitars.com/

Dime loved lightning bolts. http://www.deanguitars.com/query?upc=819998123345

Lightning bolts are extreme. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightning_strike

I guess it is a list. http://www.fuse.tv/galleries/2015/08/metal-fashion-best-dressed

Here’s that Phil thing we keep talking about. http://loudwire.com/philip-anselmo-white-power-nazi-salute/ It was a final performance of Walk.

Here’s Phil moonwalking it back a little, and talking about how he was being heckled. He also quotes Morrissey. Call back!  http://www.metalinjection.net/shocking-revelations/phil-anselmo-addresses-dimebash-incident-denies-writing-racist-lyrics-claims-he-kissed-kings-x-frontman-while-drunk

I cut out our discussion of the 1994 incident stuff for time, but he alludes to it in the article above.

Here’s a profile of Lars Ulrich. There’s no mention of wine collecting, but he does mention that he likes to have Champagne before a show, which is like the most Lars Ulrich thing possible. http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/metallica-drummer-lars-ulrich-talks-3780401

Rob Flynn is surprising articulate and with it in this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCBKzWg4WYo

Here are types of white wine. I’m sure Rob Flynn knows them, but for those of you that don’t... http://www.frenchscout.com/types-of-white-wines

Rob has reportedly received a lot of death threats over the video. http://www.metalinjection.net/latest-news/rob-flynn-receives-thousands-of-death-threats-over-calling-out-phil-anselmo

Here’s a review of the first Machine Head album. http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/6987/Machine-Head-Burn-My-Eyes/

Paul loves him some Space Truckin’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwH4nt190YY

Backdraft! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTwgbwYTWdQ

It was William Baldwin. Paul is bad at remembering Baldwin brothers.
You Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqPRwq3QJsk

Roman Polanski...it’s hard to watch his movies because he has done shitty things. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Polanski

Vinnie Paul...Stephen is worried about you. Take care of yourself and come on the podcast.

Dimebag could have played in Megadeth. http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/vinnie-paul-on-how-close-dimebag-came-to-joining-megadeth-audio/

Here’s a picture of Randy Blythe...

And here’s Rex Brown.

They might be the same dude.
We really didn’t solve that whole Black Metal being the funniest thing.

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Segment three – new records/music...

Stephen – was going to recommend an album by Scour, but Paul talked him out of it. Instead he recommends Air by Astronoid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0css1kqM0Y&list=PLL8_4fOEeYBfbgAKdatRq4A9yEY6PTi1R

Paul – Death Wish Kids – There’s Nothing in School They Can’t Teach You on The Streets 7”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ3kaSGlg7o