Keepin' It 5150: Episode 18 : Who Will Judge The Judgement Night Soundtrack OR Rock Meets Rap Meets Snark

Gentle Openings

Let us never speak of this again.

Paul goes to : http://www.highlineseattle.com/event/1458711-thou-cloud-rat-false-seattle/
Why not go up to him and say the KI5150 phrase that pays "Sad Wings of Destiny is a very under-rated album" - see what he does. The bands are mainly from the Midwest except for Great Falls.

All the cool kids are going to : http://www.neumos.com/event/1463257-mutoid-man-seattle/
It's going to be great!

"What did you think about Kill 'em All?" - Stephen hasn't heard NPR since about 2009

Pod-fuel

Fuck's sake Gene :
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/gene-simmons-on-prince-how-pathetic-that-he-killed-himself-20160510
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/gene-simmons-rock-is-finally-dead-20140907
http://variety.com/2017/music/news/gene-simmons-abandons-attempt-to-trademark-devil-horns-1202476097/

Still alive :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinnie_Vincent
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Singer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_Ulrich

Tasteful. Nate sold one in Six Feet Under

Hang ten brah!

How. It's. Done.

What can I do : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHkojuUSDO8

Come at me Dio! Treat me like a mechanical dragon.

5150-heads - think about your apartment, it's a mess right? Pizza boxes, empty bottles, broken glass. We feel ya. We've been there. But you have to shape up - this atmosphere is stopping you from achieving your goals. But what - are you going to clean your apartment? What is this Russia? Neyt.

Enter Air Bird and Bird - the avian cleaning service that turns your filthy home into a space so clean you could legally perform surgery in there. And that's a guarantee.

It works like this - for $50 a month we'll send you a flock of our specially bred cleaning sparrows, you break open the crate and these guys get to work. Their beaks and claws are steel-tipped to cut through even the toughest stains and grime, and if you're thinking "oh how could a tiny bird possibly lift mattress off my bed?" don't fret - they're raised *strong*.

There will be flapping and the birds *will* leave behind feathers and maybe some chromium colored eggs - in this event do not approach the eggs, call our specially trained egg disposal crew and leave immediately. If this information gives you pause, think about physically cleaning your apartment, then get in touch.

Air Bird and Bird : Beaks and wings to clean your things.

Feature Segment : Judgement Night!

Get on this one:
https://open.spotify.com/album/1qwrbuNLtDcuj2myhuESlh

Coming soon? : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_%26_Ted%27s_Bogus_Journey:_Music_from_the_Motion_Picture

The Reaper Rap? oh man! Not on Spotify we'll have to get the cassette tapes from our local K-mart.

Trespass is great https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trespass_(1992_film)

I got this image from Reverb.com. Ironic

Robert Ward was the key grip on Taxi Driver : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075314/

Gorguts First album is Considered Dead. Get it together guys. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorguts

First good song: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallin%27_(Teenage_Fanclub_and_De_La_Soul_song)

Health Risks of a Microphone : https://churchacousticsandsoundsystems.com/sound-system-discussions/health-risks-of-a-microphone/

Microphone as Disease Vector. I think we've found a title for our theme music song

We're ready to record - look at our neck!

FNM guitar player, big sick ugly : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Martin_(musician)

A good Sonic Youth song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIIEbrMXs20
A take down of all Sonic Youth songs : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=916vp9v5mpI

You guys like drugs? We like drugs!

Masics always sounds good : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m52-IFMXI60

We'll just pretend that Therapy? were not on this soundtrack. Here's some fucking great Therapy? deepcuts :
Mama, You Can Call The Ambulance Now : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaTf19jnI6E
Long Distance :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNuntcIf6dA
Six Mile Water :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zElO6zPytgs
Remember them this way.

City of Crime : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT_QRKfv8H4 talk about this more?
girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com

We know where you live. We don't mean that in a threatening way. Although on the other hand, yes. That's exactly what we mean. You have a nice place. Own some cool things, Nintendo Switch, iPhone and - is that a signed copy of South of Heaven? Nice. Fortunately we're not hanging around outside your place waiting, just waiting for our chance to strike.

But someone is. And how are you going to have peace of mind while an unseen thief is planning to claim all your cool stuff as his own.

You're hopefully thinking "I wish there was a solution to this terrible problem!" and there is : Air Bat and Bat - it's the bat-based alarm system that Time Magazine called "impractical and dangerous" - you know what else is impractical and dangerous, printing words on tinder-dry pieces of paper and inserting them into people's houses. Fuckin Time Magazine.

It works like this, for $55 a month you rent a flock of our specially bred long-eared alarm bats. Before you go out or fall asleep - arm the bats by shrieking out their 8 digit activation code and they'll start their patrol. If anyone breaks in, this triggers their super-sonic squeaking. Obviously this is above the range of human hearing, but the Air Bat and Bat high frequency detectors (sold separately) pick it up and blast out our loud alarm.

Use the code 5150 and we'll throw in a handful of security owls, because we care about you.

Air Bat and Bat : This is what crowd-funding can do.