Episode 13 : Pod 2 : Cruise Control OR Pod Too Werewolf Boxing

Opening Blast

Episode Thirteen - this could've been a great opportunity to dig through the ditches.

We. Heh. Don't stay on these things.

Soundgarden's last set:
http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/soundgarden/2017/fox-theatre-detroit-mi-43e7fb7f.html

All the info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soundgarden, they reunited in 2010.

Aww fuck.

RIP Chris.

How grief might get processed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_of_the_Dog


Stephen's favorite Chris Cornell track : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42xc0XoRzYY
Paul's favorite Chris Cornell track : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU4L6THYAbM

Nothing Compares 2 U : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuUDRU9-HRk No - there's something in your eye. Shut up.

Singles soundtrack: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singles:_Original_Motion_Picture_Soundtrack
The new version features Truly's Heart and Lungs which is fabulous.

Hang in there: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

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Feature : Sequels 

Amish : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amish Pretty sure they're not listening, most of them aren't allowed Rototillers.

Come at us the Amish : girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com

NWO : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hckWg8x630M


Crumpet, Stephen basically lives on these. http://www.wordnik.com/words/crumpet

Another one of Paul's heros

Not this guy

We don't get into Metallica, we never get into Metallica.

There's a Poppins sequel, it's called Mary Poppins: Ghost Protocol. While this isn't true, it should be. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Poppins_Returns It stars Emily Blunt not Anne Hathaway. So close.

Aliens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKSQmYUaIyE
jokes: https://twitter.com/wisconseattle/status/779485173200977920
My Two Dads, also really good : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092410/

Too much details about Terminator : http://terminator.wikia.com/wiki/West_Highland_Police_Station

Dies Hards :https://www.google.com/search?client=ubuntu&channel=fs&q=list+of+diehard+movies&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#channel=fs&q=list+of+die+hard+movies


The Reutrn of Bruno : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Return_of_Bruno_(album) from WHENCE?

The wiki for BTTF is pretty good : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_to_the_Future

BTTF2 fails the Bechdel test so badly.

Atlantic City 2019

Which sequels are better?
Empire Strikes Back
Maybe Terminator 2 look at this soundtrack : https://www.amazon.com/Terminator-Judgment-Original-Picture-Soundtrack/dp/B0000014SG (no GnR)

Temple of Doom : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Co3mbGnERA Whip the Thuggee Guards Indy

Gremlins 2 meeting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x01l_jMhjVM

Gremlins 2 fully passes the Bechdel Test

Jaws 3 People 0 : http://jaws.wikia.com/wiki/Jaws_3,_People_0 JOKES!

Police Academy 2 : Police. And here's all of them: https://www.google.com/search?client=ubuntu&channel=fs&q=list+of+police+acadamey+movies&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8


Michael Winslow : http://michaelwinslow.net/ Man of 10,000 sound effects

Buy our songs: https://wiscon.bandcamp.com/track/police-academy-17-mission-to-sex-beach

Fascinating list of long-gap sequels : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_longest_gaps_between_film_sequels

Banh mi

Don't you feel better now

Fight Club, bad review from Roger Ebert : http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/fight-club-1999

One for you, one for me, you're the one for me fatty : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFDzQD-LR80

Alien Covenant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svnAD0TApb8

Alive! : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alive!_(Kiss_album)#Track_listing solid.


The Alderwood Mall, shopping kinda near Seattle : https://www.alderwoodmall.com/en.html

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Independent Investigations

Paul : The Big Sick http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5462602/

Stephen : Great News https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_News

Episode 12 : My pod! The pod does nothing! OR But my pod says I'm cool

Call to Arms

Our gentle opening in which we observe the peaks and pops in the Audible interface. Like what you're hearing? Let us know on girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com

Our closest rivals that we're leaving for dead : https://getcrookedmedia.com/

http://neosoulcafe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Grammy_Award_08.jpg80a6bac9-19ff-4097-9156-1bbfa33fd876Larger.jpgAs soon as they start making these for podcasts we're going to build a house out of them.

Here's the deal with airline nuts: http://www.nonuttraveler.com

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cheese
"A square of American cheese is a component of the traditional cheeseburger, a popular food in North America."

Look at all these Highlander (1986) movies : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quickening_(Highlander)

The quickening - it's about babies : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quickening

So much better than Apocolypse Now, probably : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Species_II

We pop this open and drink it up : https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/22/34/

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Featured Segment : The Simpsons

First - there were 8 seasons of Magnum PI : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnum,_P.I. and 5 of the A Team : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_A-Team

1956

Genesis Tub : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_VII great way to get started on the show.
Some kind of tube?
https://frinkiac.com/

No, you shut up : https://xkcd.com/952/

For your reference : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Simpsons_episodes_(seasons_1%E2%80%9320)

"You'd better shut your mouth, Paul"

Season 16 has Goo Goo Gai Pan : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goo_Goo_Gai_Pan which is pretty good (and gets better when you listen to the Dana Gould (who wrote it) Podcast : http://www.danagould.com/)

 

Is there a chance the rail could bend?

How Paul spends his time: http://hudsonhongo.com/joyce/

Is the Simpsons still the best sitcom ever, is it Seinfeld? let us know girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com

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(no edits, Stephen is a one-take monster)

Recommendations, Independent prosecutions

Stephen
Maria Bamford : Old Baby : https://www.netflix.com/title/80133663 - 20% https://play.spotify.com/album/1KJjrc7ryE95ijs9pD7U7v?play=true&utm_source=open.spotify.com&utm_medium=open

Paul
Wilkum to Pennsylvania Digger/Weston  split 7" https://www.discogs.com/Weston-Digger-Wilkum-To-Pennsylvania/release/848772

Episode 11 : Hey yeah It's the Pod that you wanted Or Pod Zombie

Some remarks  

This is episode 11 - not 12 - what the hell is wrong with you Stephen?

"Keepin it 5150 was unsuccessful during it's lifetime, and was considered a madman and a failure"

Come at us people from : http://www.portlandmaine.gov/

This is where Stephen got his American name, it was the 1989 Elis Island : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangor,_Maine

Austrialia, India, and some other countries drive on the left : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right-_and_left-hand_traffic - goddam commies. 'merica!

1976 drunk Judas Priest's very underrated album : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu0z1csRnKQ

Let's go to Portland:
http://thelovecraftbar.com/
http://glowinggreens.com/
http://www.kentonclub.com/
https://iceprincess.bandcamp.com/releases

Southern Lord has the best monastery : https://sunn.southernlord.com/

Stephen's role model. Expect for the politics and the magic.

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 Featured segment : Hellbilly Deluxe - 13 Tales Of Cadaverous Cavorting Inside The Spookshow International. Track by Track

The opening riff is similar to but legally distinct from this one : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPNFVj-pISU - it does not feature on this record. This is a shame.

Previously on : http://keepinit5150.blogspot.com/2017/03/episode-6-it-cant-pod-all-time-or-your.html

Here's some things we're not reviewing:
Hellbelly : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI4XFJgsyXw
Hillbilly Deluxe : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillbilly_Deluxe_(Dwight_Yoakam_album)
Less filler than you remember : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astro-Creep:_2000_%E2%80%93_Songs_of_Love,_Destruction_and_Other_Synthetic_Delusions_of_the_Electric_Head

On Letterman (super low quality) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIlBLEu710U

Required reading : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellbilly_Deluxe

Dressdown Rob Zombie

Superbeast : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHBtpqbOKXk
Expert karate moves

hacking!

John5 rig rundown : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypY2AblXzPA

Whose responsible for screwing up the opening of this part? Stephen.
Living Dead Girl : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvsMPOfblfg

Spookshow Pinball : http://www.pinballnews.com/games/robzombie/ coming in fall 2017.

Sitars rule : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B6afWqjSwQ
Quote from this page : "Cryptic Writings is such an underrated album"

How to get it on!

Why'd they do this?

John Tempesta was in both Exodus and Testament (and White Zombie) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Tempesta

Man - this album is really slowing down isn't it?

Snuffbox lurks on Channel X https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Channel_X


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1000_Homo_DJs

Ideal EP:
Superbeast   
Dragula
Living Dead Girl
How To Make A Monster (full band)
Demonoid Phenomenon

He has much to teach us https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Zombie_discography

Grand Funk Railroad are not from Canada, get it together Stephen.

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Recommendations/Recriminations

Stephen
Mutiod Man : https://mutoidman.bandcamp.com/track/melt-your-mind

Paul
Teen Cthulhu / Akimbo split 10" : https://www.discogs.com/Teen-Cthulhu-Akimbo-Teen-Cthulhu-Akimbo/release/3036968

Episode 10 : P2 Podcasting OR Here Comes Johnny Yen Again, Again

Good Evening

Firstly - email us: girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com. Rate us, review us - do the usual things podcasts asks you to do.

This is us :

Cussing it up like a pair of motherfuckers

Our rivals:

GRRR!

White White Don't Tell Me

Metal Beers: http://loudwire.com/signature-rock-metal-beers-rankings/
Pig Destoyer's is called Permanent Funeral - not Lager In The Yard

Mainly Beer: https://www.facebook.com/davemustaine/


Go nuts:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/megadeth/atoutlemondesetmefree.html

Glamor beer pictures:

Look at this cool thing that you probably can't get now : http://www.nintendo.com/nes-classic/

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TV digest - who watches The Watchmen? not you.

Trainspotting and T2 : More Trainsspotting

We don't like the term "basic bitches" but if you had this poster up in your college room in the 90s - you leave us little choice.

BBC Perfect Day Promo :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfddYDRIFGY

Iggford Populon  - white room, no shirt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQvUBf5l7Vw

The gangster in Shallow Grave and Trainspotting is played by Keith Allen.

Shallow Grave is totally set in Edinburgh - don't be telling Stephen about which town a film is set in. This is great and you need to see it.

I smoke myself into a haze in the afternoon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR3V6a1w-1s The only good thing about A Life Less Ordinary. A terrible movie. Don't see it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leith_Central_railway_station

Aye boys, trainspotting at Leith Central. Ya wee radges!

"We don't take Scottish notes" - the Scottish 20 pound note - staring Mel Gibson - the true king of Scotland.

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Recommendations

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL98257087CEA0AF7A
Castlevania vinyl : https://mondotees.com/products/castlevania-original-video-game-soundtrack-10-lp

Stephen
Gaytheist: Avenged Seven Minute Abs : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NvGdt_KtSE