Opening remarks
The Germs "couldn't play their instruments" : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vuveZtlkKwor write songs
or perform them
"Like a puzzled panther"
All hail this device:
Monkey Shines An Experiment in Terror : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpG4R3Sjf4Y
"How about I donate a monkey?"
"Man is the only animal capable of murder... until now!"
This movie looks amazing! If you like murder monkeys.
By the way, if you have ideas for podcasts, email them at us: girlicanmakeyoufeelok@gmail.com
Rich Little : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78sSn3E_Vvc Stephen is now realizing that this may have been an insult rather than a compliment.
DDiD : https://twitter.com/ProPublica/status/834229125074280448/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fhotair.com%2Farchives%2F2017%2F02%2F22%2Fwapo-introduces-new-slogan-democracy-dies-in-darkness%2F
Paul's news sources : https://www.washingtonpost.com/ https://www.nytimes.com/
Stephen's news sources : http://www.thestranger.com/ http://www.hbo.com/last-week-tonight-with-john-oliver
What's yours?
"Thanks, I have a Maker's on the rocks"
Oh, fuck you
A collection of podcasts that are even more political than ours : https://getcrookedmedia.com/
We stole your name. Come at us.
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Oh, guys please keep fucking talking about The Crow!
We hear you. We started talking about The Crow and its soundtrack last week and you were all "What WHAT! Talk about The Crow all the time! I can't get enough of hearing about that movie and the collection of songs that came with it!"
The Crow Soundtrack (1994) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2cXE_cIwBc
Pauls first CD. It remains an odd choice.
(Brandon Lee's band Dogstar does not feature on this soundtrack)
Necrobutcher
Tangentially mentioned. That's a regular sized bass that's drowning Necrobutcher, he must be some kind of elf.
Friends meets Windows '95 was a video, it was the most 90s thing ever, it featured Jennifer Aniston and Mathew Perry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGYcNcFhctc
Doesn't look expensive, we bet it was.
1992 Metal CD Magazine, issue 2 :
STP, Blind Melon, UFO, Girlschool and Skid Row - checkout Stephen's excellent memory for unimportant things. Forgot that it kicked off with Skin O' My Teeth by Megadeth though. That's a Ramones song that Skid Row are covering and the Wildhearts tune is a belter : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CY_SsbSo0k
Paper Scratcher
"My mind is a mind that I am going to loose"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoHIRGCluaI
What the Cure think crows sound like : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-taPyUNwb8
Skip Burn and listen to a fucking great Cure song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEeHaIhrH_w ah, them drums.
A reference to this movie would have been clever https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memento_(film)
Joy Division playing Dead Souls, costs even more than that Friends '95 video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGs0g2m2Mxc (we couldn't find evidence on the internet to support the "NIN did this cheaper" theory)
One-take Tom Morello shows you how to make weird noises: https://youtu.be/kyxKJLgfT7A?t=109
RATM 3 x Platinum in US, 2 x Platinum in UK : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rage_Against_the_Machine_(album)
Crow soundtrack sold 3.8 million copies - roughly the same http://thecrow.wikia.com/wiki/The_Crow_soundtrack
WaPo makes an egg-cellent crow pun : https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/a/05/18/soundtrack-sales-to-crow-over/ba9e0308-fa59-49b7-9b42-d683e3c84b8b/?utm_term=.7b0d200c5f34 Washington Crow-st! More like! Democrow-cy Dies In Drake-ness- like a goose! (These bird puns are inspired by Stephen's favorite twitter account : https://twitter.com/plinythecrow. Which requires further explanation : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8G57DHffac)
Suicide's Ghost Rider : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn7SBQ6X5HU shit, but only 2:34
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_(band) 1968 all over the map.
MC5 drag out the jams for almost 9 minutes : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XhQRFO4M7A wrap. it. up.
H Ro talks about The Ramones : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-b7lpSg2Vc
We're not linking to Liar, look it up if you have to.
In The Meantime, a much better Helmet song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWwhdINdMs8
TSOL Abolish Government : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETKuoHlYuHM
Slayer Abolish Government : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SQpQXCKfpw
The Slayer punk rock covers record is fucking great, but their unpleasant right-wing side shines through, "guilty of being right" indeed.
For Love Not Lisa : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_Love_Not_Lisa formed 1990 in Oklahoma, bad instincts Stephen. The Crow soundtrack was indeed their high water mark. Unless the Christian rock band they later became ever breaks. Here's hoping, lads.
They also recorded a song called Kill Whitey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ8oohklkGA Oof, I wouldn't want to be whitey right about now.
Paul slips in a sports reference https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mendoza_Line
The driving force behind Jesus and the Mary Chains : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-LRuuqFT0
This is the JAMC album Stephen owns : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21_Singles Snakedriver is on it. Man, that is one unmemorable song.
Couldn't find a Time Baby iv, maybe it doesn't exist, BTW don't search for "baby iv" on youtube unless you want to see sad, sick kids.
Here's the differences, go nuts:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Board_of_Film_Classification vs https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_Picture_Association_of_America_film_rating_system
Showcase Cinemas Norris Green, Liverpool. They don't check IDs (or they didn't 23 years ago)
Some 80s punks :
Featuring Pax Pullston from The Terminator.
Paul's memory checks out pretty well : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcVO0iAIcJo
Long leather jacket : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvPuD3wC6l0
Also, he 100% looks like a clown all the time. This movie should have been called "The Clown"
If you don't think we did a good job covering this, checkout the AV club doing the same thing: http://www.avclub.com/article/soundtrack-crow-resurrected-grunge-kids-goths-238691
Then tell us who had more jokes.
We'll be back to re-review this in 2027.
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Us being back
Paul : PedalsThat Pedal Show : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnUXq8mGmoHt0e6ItuTs10w (recommended)
Andertons :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICS7lA_p_Nc (not dreadful, but less good)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aveUEZkcQno (same guys, fucking unspeakable, Top Gear with guitars, go fuck yourselves.)
Stephen : Iron Maiden guitar tutorials
Two Minutes To Midnight : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsVICNWQ7C0&t=506s (slow, patient)
Clairvoyant : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyOHngrouyM (flashy, watch those fingers, that is a much fancier version of the solo)
Evil That Men Do : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPmNULLT6gg (it's shite being Scottish)
The current set of salient facts on BYD...TTS https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bring_Your_Daughter..._to_the_Slaughter
It's not related to Take Your Daughter To Work Day.
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