Our lying, lying Intro
We'll keep putting out podcasts! Welcome back to the podcast, it's been a long, long time.
Helles Lagers Saaayten comin'for youah!
Are you guys defending Kim Kardashian now?
Yes - that's just another way in which we are the opposite of OJ Simpson.
Yes - that's just another way in which we are the opposite of OJ Simpson.
This is the worst thing that has ever happened to the metal community.
Including The X Factor by Iron Maiden.
Jesus Christ Loudwire : http://loudwire.com/kim-kardashian-morbid-angel-sweater/
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I demand to know what Wolverine thinks of this : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Peel_Sessions_(Carcass_EP) fucking poser, sellout, liar!
Such a boost she's given us over here!
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Beards. From dangerous creeps to unbearable hipsters seems almost everyone has their face-hair on display. So how you gonna be? A crowd following, people pleasing, fall in line mall-puppet? That's hardly the spirit of rock and roll. It's time to bald your face. And fast. "But razors are so expensive" you're probably saying "and I have to ask the guy at the store to open the little prison that he keeps them in" you probably continue. Well shut up because we got you.
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5150 listeners get a free tetanus kit which should take care of the blood borne infections and the whining, am I right?
Used Rusty Razors dot com : still not technically illegal.
Featured Segment : Sacred cows get turned to sacred burgers
Stephen hates 80s children's adventure films. "Kidnapped children get put in vans"
Actually good slapstick
How Hick's material aged (badly).
Which band is the best?
Blue Oyster Cult
Entombed
PUSA
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Pretty defensive stuff.
"I'ma drive my baby to the maltshop!"
Look at all the things that aren't happening!
Smash Mouth : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Hurwitz
"Write Morrisey on my arm!"
"But I don't think..."
"Don't have time for your thinking! Write Morrisey on my arm!"
"But I don't think..."
"Don't have time for your thinking! Write Morrisey on my arm!"
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Closing time, so finish your whiskey or beer
Candice Brown : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candice_Brown winner.
Are they using The Frog Chorus as backing music?
Yes. Yes they are.
Yes. Yes they are.
