Gentle Openings
Let us never speak of this again.
Paul goes to : http://www.highlineseattle.com/event/1458711-thou-cloud-rat-false-seattle/
Why not go up to him and say the KI5150 phrase that pays "Sad Wings of Destiny is a very under-rated album" - see what he does. The bands are mainly from the Midwest except for Great Falls.
All the cool kids are going to : http://www.neumos.com/event/1463257-mutoid-man-seattle/
It's going to be great!
"What did you think about Kill 'em All?" - Stephen hasn't heard NPR since about 2009
Pod-fuel
Fuck's sake Gene :
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/gene-simmons-on-prince-how-pathetic-that-he-killed-himself-20160510
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/gene-simmons-rock-is-finally-dead-20140907
http://variety.com/2017/music/news/gene-simmons-abandons-attempt-to-trademark-devil-horns-1202476097/
Still alive :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinnie_Vincent
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Singer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_Ulrich
Tasteful. Nate sold one in Six Feet Under
Hang ten brah!
How. It's. Done.
What can I do : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHkojuUSDO8
Come at me Dio! Treat me like a mechanical dragon.
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Feature Segment : Judgement Night!
Get on this one:
https://open.spotify.com/album/1qwrbuNLtDcuj2myhuESlh
Coming soon? : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_%26_Ted%27s_Bogus_Journey:_Music_from_the_Motion_Picture
The Reaper Rap? oh man! Not on Spotify we'll have to get the cassette tapes from our local K-mart.
Trespass is great https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trespass_(1992_film)
I got this image from Reverb.com. Ironic
Robert Ward was the key grip on Taxi Driver : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075314/
Gorguts First album is Considered Dead. Get it together guys. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorguts
First good song: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallin%27_(Teenage_Fanclub_and_De_La_Soul_song)
Health Risks of a Microphone : https://churchacousticsandsoundsystems.com/sound-system-discussions/health-risks-of-a-microphone/
Microphone as Disease Vector. I think we've found a title for our theme music song
We're ready to record - look at our neck!
FNM guitar player, big sick ugly : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Martin_(musician)
A good Sonic Youth song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIIEbrMXs20
A take down of all Sonic Youth songs : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=916vp9v5mpI
You guys like drugs? We like drugs!
Masics always sounds good : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m52-IFMXI60
We'll just pretend that Therapy? were not on this soundtrack. Here's some fucking great Therapy? deepcuts :
Mama, You Can Call The Ambulance Now : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaTf19jnI6E
Long Distance :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNuntcIf6dA
Six Mile Water :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zElO6zPytgs
Remember them this way.
City of Crime : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT_QRKfv8H4 talk about this more?
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Air Bat and Bat : This is what crowd-funding can do.
Closing remarks - more about Bake Off 2016
"Or ey, look at that fookin bread. It'z overproooved and underwerked!"
We call him Ginger Baker. These are the jokes that only KI5150 can bring you.
The worst method of cooking.
An English possum
Blimey: https://www.google.com/search?q=blimey&oq=blimey&aqs=chrome..69i57.1063j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
